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Old 03-19-2006, 12:05 PM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 07-07-2009, 05:00 PM   #376
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Why does this keep coming up? It doesn't need a goddam sticky! Regulate the offenders. It's pretty easy.
Because then we end up with the front page full of HAY WTF HAPPENED TO MY SIG threads.
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:03 PM   #377
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Because then we end up with the front page full of HAY WTF HAPPENED TO MY SIG threads.
nice, and true. lol
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:11 PM   #378
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Why does this keep coming up? It doesn't need a goddam sticky! Regulate the offenders. It's pretty easy.
Because we have a flock of n00bs that might not know the rule, and we have a lot of elderly folks who have probably forgotten.
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:17 PM   #379
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Because we have a flock of n00bs that might not know the rule, and we have a lot of elderly folks who have probably forgotten.
Forgotten what?
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Old 07-07-2009, 05:22 PM   #380
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Because we have a flock of n00bs that might not know the rule, and we have a lot of elderly folks who have probably forgotten.


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Forgotten what?




^ Possibly the funniest exchange i've seen on here in a damned long time.
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:01 AM   #381
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^ Possibly the funniest exchange i've seen on here in a damned long time.

You apparently missed the "cockbag" comment yesterday by Dane.
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Old 07-08-2009, 05:33 PM   #382
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You apparently missed the "cockbag" comment yesterday by Dane.
maybe i did, where is it?
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Old 07-08-2009, 07:07 PM   #383
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I just turned sigs off on my side. I find them annoying, LIKE ADS!
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Old 07-08-2009, 08:59 PM   #384
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maybe i did, where is it?
Somewhere in the Michael Jackson thread.
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:06 PM   #385
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^ Possibly the funniest exchange i've seen on here in a damned long time.

OMFG, now that was FUNNY
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Old 07-08-2009, 11:08 PM   #386
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Why does this keep coming up? It doesn't need a goddam sticky! Regulate the offenders. It's pretty easy.
You're still talking about Signatures right?



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Old 07-11-2009, 03:25 PM   #387
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Funny stuff. I see this sticky has had an overwhelming response. Is it about?:

1) Server space
2) Offensive material
3) Someone has a bug up their ass

I vote the third option. I read tons of threads and see no sigs that are out of hand. Of course, I don't have my anal-retentive pixel counter handy at all times.

Un-sticky this BS.
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Old 07-11-2009, 03:45 PM   #388
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Funny stuff. I see this sticky has had an overwhelming response.
You do realize this thread has been around longer than you have?
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Old 07-11-2009, 04:33 PM   #389
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You do realize this thread has been around longer than you have?
Pffft! I've been around MUCH longer than this thread.

My point is that I don't see unreasonable sigs and I read alot of threads.

This thread seems to be the English language run-on of, "I'm a crotchety old man and do as I say because I'm an old-timer and I have nothing else to bitch about and I'm old and I have powers and I've been here a long time and things were cheaper back then and n00bs are stupid and they're not like me and anyone not like me is stupid and I can hammer sigs because I'm a mod and I started a thread that's carried on by another mod who cowers to old mods because old mods are what they want to be and petty things are what CP is all about" Whew!
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Old 07-11-2009, 05:08 PM   #390
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Pffft! I've been around MUCH longer than this thread.

My point is that I don't see unreasonable sigs and I read alot of threads.

This thread seems to be the English language run-on of, "I'm a crotchety old man and do as I say because I'm an old-timer and I have nothing else to bitch about and I'm old and I have powers and I've been here a long time and things were cheaper back then and n00bs are stupid and they're not like me and anyone not like me is stupid and I can hammer sigs because I'm a mod and I started a thread that's carried on by another mod who cowers to old mods because old mods are what they want to be and petty things are what CP is all about" Whew!
Perhaps the reason you never see any sigs that are out of line is because problem sigs are quickly reported and taken care of. This thread is typically stuck once or twice a year to remind people of the rules. That's nothing new.
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