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Old 03-19-2006, 11:05 AM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 03-19-2006, 11:53 AM   #31
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Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.
To be honest, that's not enough space for me to express my individuality. That would really only be adequate for me to express my views on Cheetos.
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Old 03-19-2006, 11:54 AM   #32
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To be honest, that's not enough space for me to express my individuality. That would really only be adequate for me to express my views on Cheetos.

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Old 03-19-2006, 11:57 AM   #33
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Mine's about 175x600, and that's huge... not that I ever see it anymore, because of all of your borderline nsfw sigs & avatars and your 50 mb videos. Bastards.
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:00 PM   #34
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:01 PM   #35
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:01 PM   #36
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I just turned the sig option off
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:03 PM   #37
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:04 PM   #38
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I need something fresh for my sig. About time I changed mine.
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:11 PM   #39
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Mine's about 175x600, and that's huge... not that I ever see it anymore, because of all of your borderline nsfw sigs & avatars and your 50 mb videos. Bastards.
I put those members on "iggy".
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:12 PM   #40
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Thank god i read this and resized mine. I don't know what I'd do if I lost my sig, I wouldn't be me.
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:13 PM   #41
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I turned off sigs a long time ago. A little asshatedness goes a long way.
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:14 PM   #42
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I turned off sigs a long time ago. A little asshatedness goes a long way.
I think you mean "asshatness" or "asshattery"
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:15 PM   #43
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:23 PM   #44
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I think you mean "asshatness" or "asshattery"
Nope. Asshatedness. It a new word for the lexicon. Your words don't sound dumb enough.
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Old 03-19-2006, 01:14 PM   #45
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Nope. Asshatedness. It a new word for the lexicon. Your words don't sound dumb enough.
Wouldn't it be Asshattedness? Otherwise, the a is long. Like hate instead of hat.
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