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Old 03-19-2006, 11:05 AM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)

Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.

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Old 03-20-2006, 10:35 AM   #91
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You don't think calling people nazis throughout this thread is acting like a child?

The rules of this BB "censor" a lot of things. I'm sure you'd like to be free to do and say whatever the hell you like, but you aren't free to do it here.

Dude lighten up. There is a difference from Nazi and sig Nazi. I think the majority of people here know I am just poking a little fun.
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Old 03-20-2006, 10:38 AM   #92
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Dude lighten up. There is a difference from Nazi and sig Nazi. I think the majority of people here know I am just poking a little fun.
I realize there is a difference. It doesn't change my opinion that it comes off as childish.
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Old 03-20-2006, 10:41 AM   #93
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It doesn't change my opinion that it comes off as childish.

You and my wife would get along famously.
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Old 03-20-2006, 11:57 AM   #94
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She didn't tell you yet?

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Old 03-20-2006, 12:06 PM   #95
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:30 PM   #96
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:39 PM   #97
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Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold, but I have them off too. It does make the board easier to read alot of the time.
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:58 PM   #98
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No, my sigs have always been within the guidelines of the sig Nazi's. I am just having a little fun.








I oppose all censorship. I don't believe I am acting like a child........ then again we haven't voted on it either. So I could be wrong.
I see that you don't understand the concept of a bb forum. This is not a democracy.
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:04 PM   #99
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I don't think sigs should be banned but yeah, I think some have gotten out of control. I agree with Bearcat's sentiment that some are on the verge of being NSFW. I would like to be able to see sigs all the time. I guess that's just not possible. I will just have to continue to use the At Work feature.
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:06 PM   #100
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Would somebody pleeeaaassse post the picture of a fat chick ****ing a donkey.
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:07 PM   #101
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Would somebody pleeeaaassse post the picture of a fat chick ****ing a donkey.
Better yet, just send it to Hog Farmer's email.
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:18 PM   #102
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Better yet, just send it to Hog Farmer's email.
I don't have E-Mail. My computer isn't working.
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:38 PM   #103
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PM?

So, you're using someone else's computer to post here?
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:41 PM   #104
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PM?

So, you're using someone else's computer to post here?
No, I'm not even using a computer at all.
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:48 PM   #105
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Dude lighten up. There is a difference from Nazi and sig Nazi. I think the majority of people here know I am just poking a little fun.
Oh, I know this.

Sig nazis don't have Stukas.
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