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Old 03-19-2006, 11:05 AM  
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)
Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?

Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share.

If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with.

Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all.
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:50 PM   #106
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Sig nazis don't have Stukas.
exactly.......... but they do carry smg's!
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Old 03-20-2006, 06:52 PM   #107
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i hate silly signatures, they waste space that could be used for witty banter by intelligent posters.
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:43 AM   #108
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So I should nix putting the entire Lord of the Rings saga into a .gif, and then putting it in my sig?
I think you should do a .gif of the "Tweeky dance," y'know, the one he does with the female silver android?
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Old 03-21-2006, 04:22 PM   #109
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Why stop there? Why not decide how many times people can post? Better yet.......let's vote on what you can post, and at what time. Yeah that's the ticket.


Damn sig Nazi's!
Holy crap you're a crybaby.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:31 PM   #110
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For the most part sigs are retarded and you should all have them turned off anyways.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:58 PM   #111
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For the most part sigs are retarded and you should all have them turned off anyways.
Do us all a favor and delete the sig function while Endelt is out getting drunk.
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Old 03-21-2006, 06:50 PM   #112
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Just my luck, I picked the impotent mod.
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Old 03-21-2006, 07:53 PM   #113
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Just my luck, I picked the impotent mod.
Hey, I think you misspelled important.



Oh.......................wait...............never mind...carry on.
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Old 03-21-2006, 08:42 PM   #114
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Old 03-22-2006, 08:32 AM   #115
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No, I'm not even using a computer at all.
Ok, I realize I’m both a Ra!der fan AND a Canuck, (which in some poples minds leaves me with a slight IQ disadvantage) but ya got me stumped with this one.
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Old 03-22-2006, 08:33 AM   #116
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:03 PM   #117
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:05 PM   #118
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:10 PM   #119
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:11 PM   #120
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