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Old 03-21-2006, 03:08 PM  
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Wow. Just wow.

I had to run home a minute ago from work. As I approached an intersection with a red light I came up behind a car and this man got out. I saw him reach for his fly, and at first I thought he was zipping it up.

Obviously, my next thought was that he must have some reason to have had it unzipped prior to getting out of the car. There was another guy in the passenger seat. My mind starts thinking very perverted things.

The zipper guy leans against his car, with his hand down around his personal private area, and his feet spread slightly apart, as he is looking around in every direction with a grin on his face. Suddenly, I realize that he isn't zipping...he's unzipping. I look down at the ground, by his feet, and realize, he's taking a whiz right there, on the street, in the middle lane, of a major intersection. He left a puddle, in the middle of the street!

There were cars all around, and I myself was only about 12 feet or so from him. Hey, it takes a lot to offend me, but this was vile. You know the worst part? There's a Walgreens on one corner, a convenience store two blocks from there, and a Subway three blocks. It's not like there aren't places to pee. Jesus.
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:09 PM   #2
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:10 PM   #3
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:11 PM   #4
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:12 PM   #5
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I had to run home a minute ago from work.

It's kinda chilly today. Couldn't JimN, Zach, or one of the other Planeteers in Springtown have given you a ride so you wouldn't have to run all that way?
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:12 PM   #6
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Yeah. This is the sort of thing hot men do. Pipe down.
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:13 PM   #7
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:13 PM   #8
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It's kinda chilly today. Couldn't JimN, Zach, or one of the other Planeteers in Springtown have given you a ride so you wouldn't have to run all that way?
I'm giving her a ride later tonite.






















Sorry Pastor, I couldn't resist. I am a bad, bad man.
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:14 PM   #9
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:15 PM   #10
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I'm giving her a ride later tonite.









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Old 03-21-2006, 03:15 PM   #11
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:15 PM   #12
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:15 PM   #13
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I'm giving her a ride later tonite.
Gees Jim. There's a man of the cloth in the room.
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:16 PM   #14
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Old 03-21-2006, 03:16 PM   #15
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More than you've seen the last 20 years, I'm guessin'.
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