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Old 04-13-2006, 10:13 PM  
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I was just watching HBO's "Real Sex" and....

it was stated that the average length of a male member is 5 1/2 inches. For once in my life I am above average.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:16 PM   #2
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You're measuring from your tailbone again jimbo...I don't think thats a legal measurement.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:17 PM   #3
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You're measuring from your tailbone again jimbo...I don't think thats a legal measurement.
You mean you are not supposed to include the coin purse?
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:18 PM   #4
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Well I thought it was only 3.5 to the g spot so 5.5 works. Plus it's not the pen it's the penmanship.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:18 PM   #5
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it was stated that the average length of a male member is 5 1/2 inches. For once in my life I am above average.
Really? Jenny must be home and you are "Home Alone".
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:19 PM   #6
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Really? Jenny must be home and you are "Home Alone".
Actually, I'm home with kids.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:20 PM   #7
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You measured? That is weird.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:21 PM   #8
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Actually, I'm home with kids.
knew that....
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:22 PM   #9
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You measured? That is weird.
Who says I measured? I've got assistants to do the menial work.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:23 PM   #10
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knew that....
Sorry to hear about your puppy.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:23 PM   #11
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Who says I measured? I've got assistants to do the menial work.
You spelled "penile" wrong.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:24 PM   #12
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You spelled "penile" wrong.
I'm not very intelligent.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:24 PM   #13
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Sorry to hear about your puppy.
Thanks it was so hard to see all the blood etc..just keep crying...sorry to knock off your thread.
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:25 PM   #14
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:29 PM   #15
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