John Lynch does shame to the AFC

SNR · 04-15-2006, 03:54 PM

I was watching that "Battle of the Gridiron Allstars" where they take players from each conference and put them in different events. Larry Johnson is supposed to be on one of the next couple shows.

Anyway, Day 1 of this year's competition had a team of Peyton, Lynch, Hines Ward, Joey Porter, and Todd Heap. The AFC did a great job winning the first two events. They lost the fishing contest only because Eli on the NFC caught most of his team's fish.

So then we get to the obstacle course. The AFC has better times on 3 of the 4 rounds. Except for Lynch's round.

John Lynch looked like a dipshit on the monkey bars, which slowed him down a lot, and also managed to **** them up, earning the AFC a 5-second penalty. He's slow on the slolam run (as he is in every kind of run) and when he finally gets to the wall climb, he tries 3 or 4 times to get his old ass up the wall, but keeps coming up short. Clinton Portis wasn't doing too hot on that wall either, but he at least managed to eventually climb over it. No, John Lynch didn't even make it over the wall. He ran around it and took a 10-second penalty.

The AFC lost by 5 seconds.

John Lynch needs to get kicked in the balls by the other members of his AFC team, because he has brought shame to this conference.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 04-15-2006, 03:56 PM

Lynch is a bitch.

JBucc · 04-15-2006, 04:00 PM

I saw that as well. What a pussy.

TrueFanDave · 04-15-2006, 04:07 PM

**Tribal Warfare** · 04-15-2006, 04:12 PM

This is one of those who gives a shit moments

SNR · 04-15-2006, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare

This is one of those who gives a shit moments

Are you passing up an opportunity to bash an AFC West rival?

May I see your Chiefs fan license and registration please?

ChiefFripp · 04-15-2006, 04:41 PM

What do you expect from a Bronco?

chiefsfaninNC · 04-15-2006, 04:48 PM

This show must not be affiliated with the NFL in any way. First time a Donkey player has cheated and been penalized for it.

CHIEF4EVER · 04-15-2006, 04:48 PM

Lynch sucking is a surprise? Guess what's gonna happen next. The Donx are gonna (in a SURPRISE move) replace him with someone cheaper who can run.

CHIEF4EVER · 04-15-2006, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefsfaninNC

This show must not be affiliated with the NFL in any way. First time a Donkey player has cheated and been penalized for it.

Rep.

**Bwana** · 04-15-2006, 04:55 PM

No surprise here. Lynch is old and tired.

CHIEF4EVER · 04-15-2006, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

No surprise here. Lynch is old and tired.

Eggzactly. I would almost bet the farm that Lynch couldn't catch Willie Roaf 4 times out of 5.

**Bwana** · 04-15-2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CHIEF4EVER

Eggzactly. I would almost bet the farm that Lynch couldn't catch Willie Roaf 4 times out of 5.

Ouch!

TrueFanDave · 04-15-2006, 05:02 PM

Dump on Lynch all you want. He's a better tackler than anyone on our secondary...

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 04-15-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

Dump on Lynch all you want. He's a better tackler than anyone on our secondary...

No he's not. He's comparable to Sammy Knight.

04-15-2006, 03:54 PM
SNR You're all I have left, Copper Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $4529526	John Lynch does shame to the AFC I was watching that "Battle of the Gridiron Allstars" where they take players from each conference and put them in different events. Larry Johnson is supposed to be on one of the next couple shows. Anyway, Day 1 of this year's competition had a team of Peyton, Lynch, Hines Ward, Joey Porter, and Todd Heap. The AFC did a great job winning the first two events. They lost the fishing contest only because Eli on the NFC caught most of his team's fish. So then we get to the obstacle course. The AFC has better times on 3 of the 4 rounds. Except for Lynch's round. John Lynch looked like a dipshit on the monkey bars, which slowed him down a lot, and also managed to **** them up, earning the AFC a 5-second penalty. He's slow on the slolam run (as he is in every kind of run) and when he finally gets to the wall climb, he tries 3 or 4 times to get his old ass up the wall, but keeps coming up short. Clinton Portis wasn't doing too hot on that wall either, but he at least managed to eventually climb over it. No, John Lynch didn't even make it over the wall. He ran around it and took a 10-second penalty. The AFC lost by 5 seconds. John Lynch needs to get kicked in the balls by the other members of his AFC team, because he has brought shame to this conference.
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Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $160441	Lynch is a bitch. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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JBucc MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Casino cash: $13631	I saw that as well. What a pussy.
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