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Old 04-28-2006, 07:50 PM  
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If you could be any kind of bird, what would you choose?

So, in the spirit of good parenting, my wife decided to get a bird feeder. The kids were really enjoying it until later this afternoon, when apparently a Cooper's Hawk decided to ambush the other cute, fluffy birds at the feeder and eat a few. While watching the hawk consume his smaller breathren, I wondered the above question for myself.

I'd like to be a male Western Tanager.

You?
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:51 PM   #2
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That would be so cool. I always wanted to see a bird of prey grab another bird out of the sky.
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:52 PM   #3
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I'd like to be one of those falcons that dive-bombs their prey. That would be a pretty exciting lifestyle.
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:52 PM   #4
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Anyways I think I'd be a golden eagle. Because they're golden and eagles.
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:52 PM   #5
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:53 PM   #6
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never given it a thought. but i suppose a bald eagle would be a good bird to be.
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:53 PM   #7
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That would be so cool. I always wanted to see a bird of prey grab another bird out of the sky.
The Cooper's Hawk ambushed them at the feeder, not in the sky.
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:54 PM   #8
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The Cooper's Hawk ambushed them at the feeder, not in the sky.
Sky feeder lake I don't care I just want death from above.
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:54 PM   #9
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I really wouldn't want to be any kind of bird. The sex can't be that great. I'd choose to be a pig. They really get after it.

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Old 04-28-2006, 07:54 PM   #10
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The Cooper's Hawk ambushed them at the feeder, not in the sky.
In this instance I'd have to go with A Cooper's Hawk.
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:54 PM   #11
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:54 PM   #12
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:54 PM   #13
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I'd like to be one of those falcons that dive-bombs their prey. That would be a pretty exciting lifestyle.
A Peregrine Falcon? World's fastest bird, if my geekness recalls. 200+ mph in a dive?

I don't think that fits you. Perhaps something more sedentary? One of those birds that lives underground, perhaps?
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Old 04-28-2006, 07:55 PM   #14
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A Peregrine Falcon? World's fastest bird, if my geekness recalls. 200+ mph in a dive?

I don't think that fits you. Perhaps something more sedentary? One of those birds that lives underground, perhaps?
That's not very nice.
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