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Old 05-01-2006, 01:25 AM  
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I scouted the girl i was dating today

Strengths. Good Solid base. Wide enough hips to not only come up and stop the run, but also to have 3 or 4 kids. Good sideline to sideline pursuit shown on her ability to play basketball in college. Average wingspan. Average hand size. Above average verticle shown by jumping up to turn off the ceiling fan. Some teams say her rear would be better suited for jeans or capri's but I have no problem with it in black pants or my favorite no pants. 6'0 120. Strong canident to breed a linebacker in the future.

Weaknesses. Sometimes lacks motivation. Strong addiction to lifetime movies. Below average decision making shown by her 2 hour outfit selection time. Been known to get sloppy drunk sometimes and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing. Not very good upper body strenth as she can't even do one rep of 225.

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NFL equivelent. Tori Holt
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:31 AM   #2
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Strengths out way the weaknesses, which definitely should make her a top first round choice.
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:32 AM   #3
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I don't know her shuttle time yet. And I don't think she will let me do a body fat test.
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:36 AM   #4
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:39 AM   #5
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:41 AM   #6
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Gil Brandt: Gets lost in traffic. Poor motor skills. Tends to spend too much time on the phone. Watches "The Notebook" instead of game film. Knows how to change direction to confuse people. Has never made a mistake in an argument, ever.

Sounds like my draft pick; I would add has a memory like a steal trap and is not afraid to use it in an argument in order to bring up 10 - 15 year old wrongs of mine in order to detract and deter from the point at hand.
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:48 AM   #7
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:59 AM   #8
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Old 05-01-2006, 03:07 AM   #9
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have we done this deal with planet people yet? Like Bob Dole exceptional beard length

...Don't know, but here's a bump to keep the topic going.
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Old 05-01-2006, 07:23 AM   #10
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Old 05-01-2006, 07:31 AM   #11
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Old 05-01-2006, 07:35 AM   #12
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Old 05-01-2006, 07:42 AM   #13
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Old 05-01-2006, 07:46 AM   #14
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Weaknesses....... and is good for 2 nip slips when wearing loose clothing.
I firmly believe this is a positive, not a weakness.....
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Old 05-01-2006, 09:29 AM   #15
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