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Old 05-04-2006, 09:39 AM  
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Hypothetical Gladiator Situation

Imagine that President Bush reinstitutes gladiatorial matches (hey, you didn't predict Iraq, either...). A random person gets selected by lottery, and they get thrown into a 50 x 50 foot arena against a random animal. Due to PETA lawsuits, the person is unarmed.

This is not a battle to the death, but rather a 20-minute timed bout. After 20 minutes, any survivors are pulled from the ring and receive a free new government-built home, den, cave, nest, or kennel in New New Orleans.

Now assume that you're the unlucky sot whose name gets drawn from the nationwide hat. What animal would you be most bummed about seeing emerge from the animal locker room?
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:41 AM   #2
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:41 AM   #3
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:42 AM   #4
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What animal would you be most bummed about seeing emerge from the animal locker room?
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:44 AM   #5
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:46 AM   #6
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:48 AM   #7
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Lots of good input so far.

For me, I think it would probably be a mountain lion. A regular lion or tiger is probably the most fearsome creature, but they're so strong that they would at least kill me quickly. A mountain lion is a fair bit smaller, and so it would take it a little more time and work to kill me, but it would still be pretty much a 100 percent certainty.
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:53 AM   #8
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:06 AM   #9
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a cat of any kind I think.

cats are evil, evil creatures and when put into a fight situation there is nothing that generates as much "mean" per ounce of body mass that a friggin cat.

I got into a fight with a house cat we had once and I swear to all thats holy that I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever mess with another cat when I'm mad and its scared.
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:08 AM   #10
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:12 AM   #11
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:13 AM   #12
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Is the animal somehow goaded into attacking or is it just put in the arena? Some animals might be less likely to attack but are more fearsome when they do.
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You may assume that the animal is merely allowed into the arena, but is slightly hungry.
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:17 AM   #14
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any sort of constrictor type of snake....anaconda, boa

squeezed to death, then eaten head first...that would suck
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:18 AM   #15
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You may assume that the animal is merely allowed into the arena, but is slightly hungry.
In that case any of the great cats or any variety of bear would scare me the worst.
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