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Old 05-05-2006, 01:48 AM  
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At the end of their ropes
Even the eternally hopeful have a breaking point
JOE POSNANSKI
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You never know what will make you snap. After all these years of horrendous Royals baseball, I never expected a nice Australian kid named Justin Huber to break me. But so it goes. Consider me broken. This is me snapping. The Royals are an embarrassment. A mess. A disaster. Itís time to blow up the whole thing and start new.

Of course, Huber is just the final straw. It is 10 full years of ghastly baseball that leads to this rant. Ten years, weíve watched the Royals try out softball pitchers, get hit in the back with relay throws, fall off bases on pickoff attempts, jog toward dugouts while fly balls drop behind them, slash payroll, send out incorrect lineup cards, injure themselves in home-plate celebrations and sacrifice innocent young pitchers at Yankee Stadium.

All of that will get to you after a while.

Through it all, Iíve tried to hold out hope. Hey, itís baseball. Ya gotta hope. Look at the Cincinnati Reds this year. Look at Detroit. In baseball, there should always be hope.

Then this Royals team came along. And you know what? There is no hope. They broke me. I am finishing a book these days, and so my mornings and afternoons have been spent in a writing fog. My evenings, though, have been reserved for the Royals. I have, for the first time as an adult, been able to watch baseball entirely as a fan, and usually with my oldest daughter on my lap. Elizabeth is 4 now, and she does not care at all about baseball, but she likes eating popsicles where she can make the biggest mess. To humor me, she will occasionally look at the Royals game, notice something similar to baseball happening, and ask, ďDaddy, when will the commercials come back on?Ē

I appreciate the question. This Royals season has been awful. Every game has been torture. The commercial that shows termites attacking wood has been more inspiring.

Sure, itís true the Royals have been awful almost every minute since the strike of 1994. But this team is a different kind of awful. This is the dreariest collection I can remember for any team in my lifetime. It isnít just that the Royals canít hit or field or slug or pitch or run or walk or throw or stay healthy ó and that covers just about everything.

No, thereís something else. It is that as you look around the field, you see nothing but despair, nothing but castoffs who signed here for a chance or a few extra bucks, nothing but young players who go out and stubbornly prove every day they are not major league.

How did it get this bad? Thereís plenty of blame to go around, from an owner who wonít spend money to a management group that never figured out how to win games to talent evaluators who recommended Eli Marrero and Albie Lopez, to aging veterans just cashing paychecks, to amateur scouts who championed Colt Griffin and Roscoe Crosby, to strength and conditioning people who canít keep anybody healthy, to coaches who have not developed a single high-quality major-league starter or everyday player.

This team has been a crushing and colossal failure.

And weíve hit the low point now. The Royals arenít just bad, theyíre old. Hitters two through six average 35 years of age. Thatís pure hopelessness.

The Royals arenít just bad, theyíre funny. Last week, Esteban German ó for reasons readily apparent to no one ó was playing center field. He either forgot his sunglasses in the dugout or purposely left them there. Whatever, a fly ball smacked him in the face. Iím told German did wear his designer shades on the plane out of town that night.

The Royals arenít just bad, theyíre infuriating. John Buck ó a key element in the Carlos Beltran trade ó actually had a passed ball on a pitchout the other day. First time Iíve seen that one. And it reminds you that the Beltran trade, looking back, was the death knell for this organization. The Royals had one great player to trade, one of the best players in the game, and in exchange they got Buck, Mark Teahen and Mike Wood. A baseball executive e-mailed me that day to say the trade was a fiasco, a breathtakingly dumb move by general manager Allard Baird. I held out hope that the executive was wrong.

He wasnít wrong. To this point, Buck and Teahen ó the two key elements to the deal ó are hitting a combined .190 with three times more errors than home runs.

Once the Royals failed to cash in on Beltran, the dominoes tumbled. They hired Buddy Bell, who had one of the worst managerial records in baseball history. They lost Zack Greinke, their best pitching prospect in a decade, to a personal issue that nobody, not even Greinke himself, seems to understand. They acquired a bunch of old pitchers. Before the Beltran trade, they signed Angel Berroa to a long-term deal, a move that at the time seemed like a decent gamble and now seems to have them stuck with a shortstop who has a knack for making disastrous errors and an addiction to pitches in the dirt.

Itís so dark now, you canít even see bright spots.

That brings us back to Justin Huber. If you donít know, Huber is a pretty solid Royals prospect. He should be the teamís first baseman of the future. He led the Texas League in hitting last season, he was hitting quite well in Omaha this season. The Royals wisely intended to keep him in Class AAA most of the season, maybe all season, so he could get experience playing first base and develop his power.

This week, the Royals called up Huber. Why? They concede he will not play first base ó heís not ready, and the Royals paid quite a bit of money to Doug Mientkiewicz to play there, and if you can believe it, Mientkiewicz leads the starters with a .322 on-base percentage (league average on-base percentage: .335).

The Royals also concede he will not be the regular designated hitter, not with 38-year-old Matt Stairs on the team.

So, they brought up Justin Huber, their first baseman of the future, to (drum roll, please) sit on the bench. I assume they could not think of any other way to slow his development. Maybe next week they will start whacking his toes with baseball bats.

I realize, of course, that we are talking about the Royals. This is the team that traded Jermaine Dye for Neifi Perez. This is the team that canceled the team banquet because it was too expensive. This is the team that has decided to give out T-shirts of its best players every Tuesday and has already run out of players, so next Tuesday theyíre giving out T-shirts with condiments on them. This is the team that on Thursday tried to get out of its hitting doldrums by skipping batting practice. Next, they might stop wearing batting helmets.

So in the grand scheme of Royals catastrophes, this Huber move hardly ranks up there.

But you never know what it is that will make you snap. The Royals have utterly lost their way. Thereís panic in the streets. Theyíre messing up prospects now. Theyíre skipping batting practice. Itís only a matter of time before they rush prize prospects Alex Gordon and Billy Butler, along with any other Royals hitter who gets two hits in a row. Theyíre going goofy.

And itís clear that everything has to change. Everything. The leadership. The mind-set. The core players. Everything. The worst thing David Glass can do is let this thing linger, make Allard Baird a lame duck, let this organization drift for a minute longer. Itís bad for the club, and, frankly, itís unfair to Baird, too. You canít run a team like this. If youíre going to fire him ó and you are ó do it quick and do it now.

Itís time right now to find a GM who has been around winning. Itís time to pour money into scouting and development and the draft. Itís time to focus entirely on 2007 ó this season is flat over. The only thing that matters now is getting some value for those veterans, making the right pick at No. 1 in the amateur draft, giving promising pitchers such as Jeremy Affeldt and Denny Bautista their innings and not squandering those good young hitters Baird and company were able to find.

The Royals finally won on the road Thursday, which was nice. But the Royals need to start on the long road back today.
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:05 AM   #2
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Good GAWD I wish JoPo would give up on baseball already...
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:10 AM   #3
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:15 AM   #4
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Nice read.....Im glad JoPo finally woke the **** Up. Ive been saying the exact same things he said in this article for at least the past 5-7 years.
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:48 AM   #5
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If anyone else had written this article, anyone, I think I would have had a "No shit, Sherlock" attitude. With JoPo though, this game is his passion and the Royals are his team. No matter how terrible things got Posnanski would be there to say it's not that bad. He's given up the ship now.

I feel like today was the day the music died.
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:15 AM   #6
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:30 AM   #7
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If anyone else had written this article, anyone, I think I would have had a "No shit, Sherlock" attitude. With JoPo though, this game is his passion and the Royals are his team. No matter how terrible things got Posnanski would be there to say it's not that bad. He's given up the ship now.

I feel like today was the day the music died.
Seriously though, aren't the Indians his team?
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:01 AM   #8
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I'm thinking if the Royals don't take at least 2 out of 3 from the ChiSox, Baird better hire packers Sun. night to pack his stuff.

Monday could be interesting............
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:15 AM   #9
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:25 AM   #10
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Randy Johnson has 1 less win than the Royals........ 5 weeks into the season, that is freakin' SAD
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:54 AM   #11
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I think this year I have more of a depressed feeling about the team than I have before. For some of the reasons that this column points out, that have little to do with baseball. Like how they are slinging t-shirts and promotions at seemingly every third game, and the ketchup/mustard/relish shirts.

I mean, the team is bad. Small market teams are going to be bad most of the time in baseball. I understand why they are bad, but it's one thing to be bad, quite another to make the team just look silly. The marketing department needs to be cleared out, for sure.

I don't think Baird is going to be occupying that office much longer. But if you are going to make a change in-season, why wait and see how the next week or so goes? Is one week of baseball enough to restore hope in a regime that after 5+ years hasn't put anything together? I don't understand that.
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:59 AM   #12
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Here's the problem about clearing the whole thing out today.....the draft is only about a month away. If you wipe the slate clean, who in the heck is going to make decisions on 40+ draft picks? If we clean out our player personnel and scouting department, who's going to decide who to draft in the 17th round? I can't imagine many scouts will be hired away from other organizations mid-season.

Having said that, our inability to find players through the draft is the source of this organization's downfall, so do you really want the current regime making the picks?
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:59 AM   #13
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Pretty much dead on.

The only reason I can think of to bring Huber up is that Sweeney is done for good. Forever and ever.

I haven't been to a game this year. What has the fan reaction to this team been?
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:08 AM   #14
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Here's the problem about clearing the whole thing out today.....the draft is only about a month away. If you wipe the slate clean, who in the heck is going to make decisions on 40+ draft picks? If we clean out our player personnel and scouting department, who's going to decide who to draft in the 17th round? I can't imagine many scouts will be hired away from other organizations mid-season.

Having said that, our inability to find players through the draft is the source of this organization's downfall, so do you really want the current regime making the picks?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. You're not going to replace those people right before the draft. To me it doesn't make sense to make a change in midseason, but especially not before the draft. That would just be jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire.
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:14 AM   #15
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I want Baird gone before the draft. If there's one area he and the scouting department have proven to be clueless at, it's the draft.

He doesn't deserve the chance to screw up another one.
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