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Old 05-05-2006, 04:06 PM  
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I feel like tore up ass....

I should clarify before I go any further. I am not wanting to tear up some ultra-skanky ho, I feel incredibly horrible. Started as soon as I woke up, and has declined ever since. First the sore throat, then the chills, and now the everywhere pains. Temperature fluctuating between 100 and 101.5. I've kept everything down that I've eaten (soup, Sprite, water), but it feels like going through the woodchippah. The strange part is I've felt perfectly fine up until this morning. Usually I'll have something alert me that I'm getting sick, but not this time. Hopefully it's gone as quickly as it showed up.

What is everybody's can't miss, surefire heal-ya-up-now remedies. I'll take all suggestions (doesn't mean I'll do it).....
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:11 PM   #2
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its cinco de mayo..tequila and beef and bean chimichangas
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:23 PM   #3
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:27 PM   #4
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:30 PM   #5
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:32 PM   #6
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my mumps my lovely lady mumps
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now that friggin song is stuck in my head
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:37 PM   #7
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:38 PM   #8
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1/5 Jack Daniels, several bong hits and finally 3 Vicodin. Oh I forgot 1/2 bottle of Nyquill. I strongly suggest not operating a motor vehicle as you may hit a barricade. But if you do just say your a congressman late for a vote.
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:01 PM   #9
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:01 PM   #10
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1/5 Jack Daniels, several bong hits and finally 3 Vicodin. Oh I forgot 1/2 bottle of Nyquill. I strongly suggest not operating a motor vehicle as you may hit a barricade. But if you do just say your a congressman late for a vote.
Good lawd. I'd look like the dude in your avi.

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the breasts of a nubile 19 year old pressed into your face
This is the most logical logic I have seen in some time. My pipes would certainly be cleaned.

Any chance you could take my wife out to see the Chippendales, or some other appropriate distraction?
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:03 PM   #11
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Oh gosh, honey.

I'd love to.
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:04 PM   #12
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:05 PM   #13
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I have heard if you have the flu you can always run your car into a tree going about 80 and if it doesn't kill you it will take your mind off your flu.


I dont know.....thats just what I heard.
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:07 PM   #14
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Sounds like the epizudick to me. I'll watch Beverly Hillbillies to see how Granny treats it.
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:45 PM   #15
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I should clarify before I go any further. I am not wanting to tear up some ultra-skanky ho, I feel incredibly horrible. Started as soon as I woke up, and has declined ever since. First the sore throat, then the chills, and now the everywhere pains. Temperature fluctuating between 100 and 101.5. I've kept everything down that I've eaten (soup, Sprite, water), but it feels like going through the woodchippah. The strange part is I've felt perfectly fine up until this morning. Usually I'll have something alert me that I'm getting sick, but not this time. Hopefully it's gone as quickly as it showed up.

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