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Old 05-14-2006, 02:40 PM  
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City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam

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1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?


2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?


3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?


4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?


5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?


6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?


7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?


8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang.
What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?




9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?


10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?





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Old 05-14-2006, 02:53 PM   #2
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So is this supposed to be funny to racists?
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Old 05-14-2006, 03:13 PM   #3
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So is this supposed to be funny to racists?
Why did you ask? were you amused?

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Old 05-14-2006, 06:02 PM   #4
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Hey om ash or FRWNJ or Neoconartist or whatever you are calling yourself these days, funny stuff there. Did they cancel your Klan Meeting this afternoon or what? The Taliban called and they need you social security card.
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:05 PM   #5
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Hey om ash or FRWNJ or Neoconartist or whatever you are calling yourself these days, funny stuff there. Did they cancel your Klan Meeting this afternoon or what? The Taliban called and they need you social security card.
You can get in trouble for what you said.

This was put up just for the LWNJ's that can't stand anything I post. Enjoy.
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:11 PM   #6
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If the mods and the admin contact me or edit or delete what I said then I will have to deal with it.
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:13 PM   #7
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Why is this in the political forum?
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:15 PM   #8
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Let me know when you put up the test for ignernt white trash. All you have to do is substitute a few names and brands.
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:40 PM   #9
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I didn't read it carefully, but when I skimmed the OP, I didn't see anything racist about it.
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:42 PM   #10
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Why is this in the political forum?
So it could be viewed by my favorite people.
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:44 PM   #11
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Let me know when you put up the test for ignernt white trash. All you have to do is substitute a few names and brands.
What's the difference? Would you consider it less racist if it were talking about "white trash"?
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:48 PM   #12
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What's the difference? Would you consider it less racist if it were talking about "white trash"?
Please chug some Drano...now.
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:49 PM   #13
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Please chug some Drano...now.
You are one sick mf.
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:59 PM   #14
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If you do not like coming here and the people that are in it then why do you do it? If your life is that dull then take up a hobby. Have you tried Russian Roulette?
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Old 05-14-2006, 07:16 PM   #15
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If you do not like coming here and the people that are in it then why do you do it? If your life is that dull then take up a hobby. Have you tried Russian Roulette?
You are another sick mf.

I would advise you to use 6 bullets when you play the game though.
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