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Old 06-05-2006, 09:33 AM  
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lioness kills man

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KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:36 AM   #2
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God must've been taking a long weekend.
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:38 AM   #3
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So did he prove that there's no God, or did he just prove that God doesn't like to be ordered around?
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:39 AM   #4
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Is this true? If so, it doesn't prove God doesn't exist, but it does prove that God will punish arrogance...
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:46 AM   #5
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So did he prove that there's no God, or did he just prove that God doesn't like to be ordered around?
god doesn't listen?
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:54 AM   #6
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He just proved God likes lions more than humans


At the same time the man was praying for protection, the lion was praying for food to fall from the sky
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:30 AM   #7
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I think I've said this before, but it seems that church makes quite a few people crazy
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:59 AM   #8
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This guy failed to read the part when God let the Romans feed the Christians to the lions. Whatta dumbshit.
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:00 AM   #9
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Guessing his name is not Daniel?
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:01 AM
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:02 AM   #10
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I think I've said this before, but it seems that church makes quite a few people crazy
You don't think this guy, or ones you speak of, weren't crazy already?
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:05 AM   #11
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It's too bad he wasn't a druid, because a tree may well have saved him if he was fast enough.
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:16 AM   #12
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I think I've said this before, but it seems that church makes quite a few people crazy
he wasn't crazy

he just had faith that an invisible man would save him
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:19 AM   #13
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The only thing he proved, is that God lets Darwin Win sometimes.

I'll bet Darwin said "King Me, Lord"
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Old 06-05-2006, 11:56 AM   #14
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He gets Darwin Award for sure.

Just cleaning out the gene pool some more.
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Old 06-05-2006, 12:01 PM   #15
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Guessing his name is not Daniel?
Daniel was a prophet, so he had Gods frequency tuned in real good.

As far as I know, there are no more prophets.
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