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Old 06-29-2006, 07:44 PM  
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bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark....

Anyone want a dog?


Ok, before you PETA-lovin' nitwits start tracing me down so you can torch my house, let me say that I am not getting rid of my puppy. I'm just bitching. And for God's sake, I am allowed to bitch every now and then (at least that's what I tell people I bitch to).

I want to yell..."SHUT UP!!!!!" but it doesn't help. I am a prisoner in my own home. No privacy. The other day, I was watching porn, and I looked over to see the mutt sitting in front of the tv watching it with me. That's not right.

I can't go to the bathroom without him following me in there. He doesn't want to go pee or poop without me in the backyard. He whines if I don't love on him enough. He eats A LOT of food. He wants to play at 5:30 in the morning. When does the madness stop????

And no....this thread isn't about JimNasium.
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:45 PM   #2
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:46 PM   #3
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bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark....

Anyone want a dog?


Ok, before you PETA-lovin' nitwits start tracing me down so you can torch my house, let me say that I am not getting rid of my puppy. I'm just bitching. And for God's sake, I am allowed to bitch every now and then (at least that's what I tell people I bitch to).

I want to yell..."SHUT UP!!!!!" but it doesn't help. I am a prisoner in my own home. No privacy. The other day, I was watching porn, and I looked over to see the mutt sitting in front of the tv watching it with me. That's not right.

I can't go to the bathroom without him following me in there. He doesn't want to go pee or poop without me in the backyard. He whines if I don't love on him enough. He eats A LOT of food. He wants to play at 5:30 in the morning. When does the madness stop????

And no....this thread isn't about JimNasium.

That's interesting.
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:48 PM   #4
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:49 PM   #5
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Sounds like my dog could come over and keep yours company. Pulled the same shit, wouldn't go outside without us going with her. Go to the kitchen, she follows, go upstairs, she follows... And whine, OMG, all the damn time.

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Old 06-29-2006, 07:51 PM   #6
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Sounds like my dog could come over and keep yours company. Pulled the same shit, wouldn't go outside without us going with her. Go to the kitchen, she follows, go upstairs, she follows... And whine, OMG, all the damn time.

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I'm afraid my dog learned too much watching the PPV with me. Your bitch probably wouldn't be safe. He still isn't very proficient in putting on a condom.
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:56 PM   #7
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Glad to hear you bought your kid a dog. Take it to obedience classes while it is still young, we have discovered it makes the experience much more enjoyable for us.
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:58 PM   #8
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I'm afraid my dog learned too much watching the PPV with me. Your bitch probably wouldn't be safe. He still isn't very proficient in putting on a condom.
Luckily she is fixed, sadly your dog is probably a bit small...
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:02 PM   #9
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:03 PM   #10
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I don't know...if you put glasses on that puppy...
You are so going to hell.
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:03 PM   #11
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You got a dog of the hound persuasion... There's the problem.

He'll outgrow it in a year or so...

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You got a dog of the hound persuasion... There's the problem.

He'll outgrow it in a year or so...

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How much would it cost to kennel for a year?
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More than it would to trade him in for a basenji (barkless dog).

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More than it would to trade him in for a basenji (barkless dog).

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Can't I just get his vocal cords removed? That's what I did to my son when he started talking.
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