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Old 07-19-2006, 12:44 AM  
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Movie title = Movie plot (a la Snakes on a Plane)

Your task is to change movie titles so that the plot is the title.

A great example of this is the so-bad-it-might-be-good "Snakes on a Plane."

Think of how easy it would be to know what movies were about if every movie was titled this way.

Instead of:

Speed 6:00 8:10 9:30
Titanic 5:30 8:45
Debbie Does Dallas 7:20 9:15

You'd get:

Bomb on a Bus 6:00 8:10 9:30
Big Ship Sinks 5:30 8:45
Debbie Does Dallas 7:20 9:15

Much better.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:47 AM   #2
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:48 AM   #3
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:52 AM   #4
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No, it's $#it.

Let there be no doubt that even Samuel L. Kick'nall'azz can't save this turd...
Oh, I have no doubt it will completely suck as a serious action flick. But it might accidentally be one of the funniest movies of the year.
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Old 07-19-2006, 12:54 AM   #5
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:01 AM   #6
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A girl I work with was looking at online trailers. Then this other girl came over and looked at the webpage and said "Snakes on a Plane, I wonder what that's about?"
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:21 AM   #7
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:23 AM   #8
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:31 AM   #9
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:33 AM   #10
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:36 AM   #11
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Old 07-19-2006, 01:51 AM   #12
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Old 07-19-2006, 03:49 AM   #13
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Old 07-19-2006, 03:56 AM   #14
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:47 AM   #15
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