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Old 07-18-2006, 11:44 PM  
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Movie title = Movie plot (a la Snakes on a Plane)
Your task is to change movie titles so that the plot is the title.

A great example of this is the so-bad-it-might-be-good "Snakes on a Plane."

Think of how easy it would be to know what movies were about if every movie was titled this way.

Instead of:

Speed 6:00 8:10 9:30
Titanic 5:30 8:45
Debbie Does Dallas 7:20 9:15

You'd get:

Bomb on a Bus 6:00 8:10 9:30
Big Ship Sinks 5:30 8:45
Debbie Does Dallas 7:20 9:15

Much better.
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:47 PM   #2
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Old 07-18-2006, 11:48 PM   #3
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Let there be no doubt that even Samuel L. Kick'nall'azz can't save this turd...
Oh, I have no doubt it will completely suck as a serious action flick. But it might accidentally be one of the funniest movies of the year.
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A girl I work with was looking at online trailers. Then this other girl came over and looked at the webpage and said "Snakes on a Plane, I wonder what that's about?"
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