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Old 12-13-2000, 08:38 PM  
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10. Remove "Bubba's Fish and Ribs" from the speed dial in the Oval Office.

9. Return Ming Dynasty Vases graciously donated by the Chinese Communist Party.

8. Remove "Bra Cup Size" from the intern applications.

7. Remove the two double beds and replace them with a King Size one in the Presidential Bedroom.

6. Remind Janet Reno not to make anymore obscene phone calls in jest, Hillary will no longer be answering.

5. Pack up the Mason Jars in the Presidential Glass Cabinet.

4. Memo created to remind willy to look for any leftover F.B.I. documents accidently left behind.

3. Eat all the moon pies before the Bush's come over to inspect the place.

2. Duct tape hole in Presidential Chair.

1. Place a picture of willy smiling in the top drawer with the caption "I beat your daddy!"
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:35 PM   #2
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How about :
Remove signs for parking spaces for attorney general and senate majority leader, and replace with signs for Exxon CEO and Charleton Heston.

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Old 12-13-2000, 09:36 PM   #3
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How about replacing that limo the prez rides in for a good 'ol Texas horse drawn carriage.
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:38 PM   #4
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:39 PM   #5
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Remove "War and Peace" from the Presidential library, and replace with [i]hooked on phonics[/i].
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:43 PM   #6
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:45 PM   #7
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:46 PM   #8
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:47 PM   #9
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:47 PM   #10
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:47 PM   #11
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:47 PM   #12
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:49 PM   #13
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:50 PM   #14
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Old 12-13-2000, 09:52 PM   #15
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And last but not least, sign a bill that would change the national anthem from "Star Spangled Banner" to "All my exes live in Texas." :)

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