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Old 08-15-2006, 11:21 PM  
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Jessica Simpson is quoted in the Times magazine (whatever the hell that is) saying that her ex husband Nick Lachey … ummm … lets see … how to sugarcoat this … has virtually no penis. Yeah, turns out there’s no way to sugarcoat that.. Jessica says:

"Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

And two days ago, she is quoted as saying:

"Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."

I can't believe she actually said this but that is funny as hell. Poor Nick.

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Old 08-15-2006, 11:22 PM   #2
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wow... and the only eason she knows its small, is because she can now compare it to the Stiffmeister... and Knoxville... at the same time...

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Old 08-15-2006, 11:23 PM   #3
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Poor guy. Jessica is prolly stretched so far now that she'd have trouble feelign Dirk Diggler.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:24 PM   #4
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Poor guy. Jessica is prolly stretched so far now that she'd have trouble feelign Dirk Diggler.
She can't be to stretched being ****ed by a twig
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:24 PM   #5
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It doesn't compare to her dads penis.....she's been taking that one since she was about 13.

Any of you that know or have seen her dad and their weird relationship know what I'm talking about....
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:29 PM   #6
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It doesn't compare to her dads penis.....she's been taking that one since she was about 13.

Any of you that know or have seen her dad and their weird relationship know what I'm talking about....
Yep he is quite possessive of her and Ashley.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:30 PM   #7
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:32 PM   #8
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Having Jessica Simpson say you had no dick and she had to fake it is worse than any death imaginable

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Old 08-15-2006, 11:33 PM   #9
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Yep he is quite possessive of her and Ashley.
I think that's putting it lightly..........he's just one creepy dude. He weirds me the hell out every single time I see or hear him speak. Especially about the girls.....
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:35 PM   #10
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Having Jessica Simpson say you had no dick and she had to fake it is worse than any death imaginable

Yet he'll still get more hot chicks than any of us combined probably......Nick Lacheys life to this point has basically been parts of every other guys dream. Pop star, working for ESPN, best friends with Matt Leinart, Married to Jessica Simpson, gets divorced actually makes it by getting some of her money, now off banging random hot chicks.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:38 PM   #11
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Yet he'll still get more hot chicks than any of us combined probably......Nick Lacheys life to this point has basically been parts of every other guys dream. Pop star, working for ESPN, best friends with Matt Leinart, Married to Jessica Simpson, gets divorced actually makes it by getting some of her money, now off banging random hot chicks.
True up till today. What happens now that everyone knows he is packing a twig?

I would be interested in hearing what his current GF says.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:41 PM   #12
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He'll just say it isn't true and she's trying to slander him by being mad that he took half her money. Then it will blow over, I doubt it can be proven unless he's gonna like whip it out or something.

And hey he's Nick Lachey he's famous, he could have 0 penis and still get hot chicks, that's how the world works.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:46 PM   #13
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He'll just say it isn't true and she's trying to slander him by being mad that he took half her money. Then it will blow over, I doubt it can be proven unless he's gonna like whip it out or something.

And hey he's Nick Lachey he's famous, he could have 0 penis and still get hot chicks, that's how the world works.
People won't give .02 cents what he has to say.

Jessica Simpson, one of the hottest women in the world, just said you had no dick and she had to fake it, is not a good thing.

His manhood is gone and his rep is ruined unless he decides to prove it.

This is too funny.
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:48 PM   #14
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I would be interested in hearing what his current GF says.
why?
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Old 08-15-2006, 11:52 PM   #15
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why?
I don't really know I just find this whole thing hilarious.
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