Holiday Message - PC version

[ct]

Have we gotten a little carried away with this whole PC concept....
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non
addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2001, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make
America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than
any other country or is the only "America" in the western hemisphere),
and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of
the wishee.

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[ct]

[apparently too long to get through, bear with me...]

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.)

Being totally aware of the above I wish you and your's, the very
happiest of holidays!

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[ct]

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ct

[ROYC75]

CORYT


A lot of work to say"Merry x-mas" !!!!!!

Standard Generic form,copyright 1999 usa

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[58Forever]

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My version of a PC Christmas...checking his list or searching for internet porn?

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[Clint in Wichita]

What if you're offended by commas?

[ct]

Clint,

Then I guess you're pretty much SOL!!

ct
happy holidays

[Logical]

CT,

Bravo - ROTFLMAO, that had to be a pain to create, and just so a few of us could get a good, no a great laugh.

A great present,

Thanks, Logical

[Logical]

CT,

Bravo - ROTFLMAO, that had to be a pain to create, and just so a few of us could get a good, no a great laugh.

A great present,

Thanks, Logical