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Old 09-10-2006, 01:44 PM  
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:32 PM   #2
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Every time Mitch says this phrase I shout "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Of The Endzone".

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Old 11-19-2006, 05:33 PM   #3
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He adds more weird shit every game.

Sweet nectar? The Centaur?

WTF, Mitch.
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:35 PM   #4
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I have to agree. Both of those are a little odd. But I like Mitch, so I won't complain.
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:36 PM   #5
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I have to agree. Both of those are a little odd. But I like Mitch, so I won't complain.
Eh, I do too.
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:37 PM   #6
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Try it my way. Make it a drinking game. Shout out 'Sweet poontang of the Endzone' and take a shot. Win, lose or draw this makes for an enjoyable game.
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:41 PM   #7
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:45 PM   #8
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It's like Mitch is taking a mythology class at a community college or something.
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:45 PM   #9
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:57 PM   #10
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The mighty Hercules, in the endzone! Touchdown, Acropolis!
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Old 11-19-2006, 06:12 PM   #11
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Old 11-19-2006, 06:53 PM   #12
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Al Michaels just said "LT to the EZ" after a TD.

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Old 11-19-2006, 06:55 PM   #13
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Cmon, guys. Mitch is the bill shakespeare of broadcasting.

and Al Michaels is the Vanilla Ice.
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Old 11-19-2006, 06:57 PM   #14
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Be sure and read Jeffrey Flanagan's column in the Star tomorrow. He critiques both the TV and radio broadcasts after every game for his Monday column. Always a fun read.
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Old 11-19-2006, 07:00 PM   #15
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The Legend of Scanlon, as told by Mitch Holthus:


Zeus lay with Metis, the goddess of crafty thought and wisdom, but immediately feared the consequences. It had been prophesied that Metis would bear a Scanlon more powerful than the sire, even Zeus himself. In order to forestall these dire consequences, Zeus transformed Metis into a fly and swallowed her immediately after lying with her. He was too late: Metis had already conceived a Scanlon. Metis immediately began making a helmet and robe for her fetal Scanlon. The hammering as she made the helmet caused Zeus great pain and Prometheus, Hephaestus, Hermes or "Roy" (depending on the sources examined) cleaved Zeus's head with the double-headed Minoan axe (labias). Scanlon leaped from Zeus's head, fully grown and armed, and Zeus was none the worse for the experience.

All hail Rich Scanlon, who sprungeth fully formed from thy head...amen
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