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Old 10-06-2006, 12:58 PM  
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Describe your best and worst date

And/Or your best and worst first dates.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:00 PM   #2
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:01 PM   #3
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No no no...THE date. Not the person.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:02 PM   #4
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Driving around the block was my uh, worst date and it was also my best date as well.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:02 PM   #5
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She was my date. Most of them with her were bad.

Best... probably my first date with my wife.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:07 PM   #6
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Never had a good date.

Just looked for the drunk girl, then ended up going out with them.

That is how I met my wife. We go out to eat sometimes.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:07 PM   #7
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Worst was about 4 years ago here in Springfield. Met this girl passing between classes...we ran into eachother a lot, she seemed nice enough and was cute. So I asked her to dinner.

Yuck.

First of all she wouldn't stop complaining. Its not like she was complaining about anything important...little tiny things like why a seat was in a place and that the salt and pepper shakers were way to big and the lighting of the place blah be blah be blah. It wouldn't stop.

Then the conversation...

Turns out she wanted to be a mortician. Not really my bag but thats no big deal everyone has their own stuff that interests them. It wasn't a big deal until she was explaining it in very detailed and graphic terms. Some of the processes and things that happen during embalming and things like that. This is while we were eating...blech.

Then the food...

She ordered a salad. One of those big salads that has a million things in it. She decided she didn't like the little tiny purple things that taste like absolutely nothing. She had to isolate and remove every single one until she started eating it. This elongated our eating time by literally 30 mins. It already seemed long enough just hearing her talk this made it a million times worse...complaining...dead people...salads...

Total nightmare. She asked if I wanted to go back to her and catch a movie...ehhh I have early class sorry.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:07 PM   #8
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:10 PM   #9
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Worst was about 4 years ago here in Springfield. Met this girl passing between classes...we ran into eachother a lot, she seemed nice enough and was cute. So I asked her to dinner.

Yuck.

First of all she wouldn't stop complaining. Its not like she was complaining about anything important...little tiny things like why a seat was in a place and that the salt and pepper shakers were way to big and the lighting of the place blah be blah be blah. It wouldn't stop.

Then the conversation...

Turns out she wanted to be a mortician. Not really my bag but thats no big deal everyone has their own stuff that interests them. It wasn't a big deal until she was explaining it in very detailed and graphic terms. Some of the processes and things that happen during embalming and things like that. This is while we were eating...blech.

Then the food...

She ordered a salad. One of those big salads that has a million things in it. She decided she didn't like the little tiny purple things that taste like absolutely nothing. She had to isolate and remove every single one until she started eating it. This elongated our eating time by literally 30 mins. It already seemed long enough just hearing her talk this made it a million times worse...complaining...dead people...salads...

Total nightmare. She asked if I wanted to go back to her and catch a movie...ehhh I have early class sorry.
There's a plethora of tossed salad jokes in here. Thankfully, I will not be making any of them.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:10 PM   #10
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The guy who drooled excesively all over me while making out. I was retching through but suppressed it as much as possible to not be rude. Couldn't wait to be taken home.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:12 PM   #11
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The guy who drooled excesively all over me while making out. I was retching through but suppressed it as much as possible to not be rude. Couldn't wait to be taken home.
Was he better in the sack at least?
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:15 PM   #12
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The guy who drooled excesively all over me while making out. I was retching through but suppressed it as much as possible to not be rude. Couldn't wait to be taken home.
I remember one date that was very odd. We starting making out and she got on top of me, fully-clothed. Then, she grabbed my leg and arranged it so that it formed an inverted 'v.' She then proceeded to hump it like a porn star in heat. I was somewhat surprised (still a virgin), but what the hell, I rode it out.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:16 PM   #13
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Was he better in the sack at least?
I was still a virgin at that time...so I wouldn't know.
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:16 PM   #14
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I had alot of good dates..

The worst date was when I was in her car driving to our destination(dinner)..And suddenly I felt a bowel movement coming on...I told her to pull over to a wooded area..and she just laughed at me..

Then I started to freak out,and she finally pulled over

My first and last date with her!!!
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Old 10-06-2006, 01:18 PM   #15
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I had alot of good dates..

The worst date was when I was in her car driving to our destination(dinner)..And suddenly I felt a bowel movement coming on...I told her to pull over to a wooded area..and she just laughed at me..

Then I started to freak out,and she finally pulled over

My first and last date with her!!!
So she thought you were a party-pooper 'eh?
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