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Old 10-20-2006, 11:05 AM  
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Homosapien Design Flaws

Creator, forgive me, but you did some really stupid stuff when designing the human body. Thanks for giving us brains larger than walnuts (well, some exceptions are inevitable/chiefs4me), but what about 'funny bone?' Did you not think that we would occasionally whack the ulnar nerve? If so, are you sadistic?

What other parts of the human body would you change if you could? What design improvements could be made?
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:06 AM   #2
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Teeth should either regenerate periodically (like in sharks) or should be much more durable.
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:09 AM   #3
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The human body should be twice as strong as it is. Ligaments, bones, muscles etc. Top to bottom.
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:14 AM   #4
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Great thread idea!

An obvious one is teeth and in general stuff in the mouth. Has anyone found a use for wisdom teeth yet or are they just there to grow in and get infected causing large amounts of pain?

And really, our Creator should have made our teeth out of titanium. I respect the fact that our teeth already are the hardest substances in our body, but I don't see cats or dogs or squirrels brushing their teeth and they seem to do just fine.

Also, a thumb on the foot might be nice. It's not fair that monkeys have them and we don't. Imagine what we could climb/scale if we had the ability to swing and hold onto stuff with our feet.
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:18 AM   #5
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:22 AM   #6
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I would want to have more flexabilty reach hard to reach places and jump higher then anything also to be a little stronger.
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:22 AM   #7
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:22 AM   #8
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:23 AM   #9
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regeneration.....


alot of stuff in the body can fix itself but just doesn't.
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:23 AM   #10
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:25 AM   #11
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:28 AM   #12
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:30 AM   #13
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Adamantium liver......?
Speaking of Adam Ant, have you seen a recent picture of him? Talk about bad living through modern chemistry.
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:36 AM   #14
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Old 10-20-2006, 11:45 AM   #15
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Human life span should be double what it currently is. It takes most people a long time to figure out what life is all about and what they want to do and by the time they figure it out their bodies are aging and they can't do what they used to do. Further, having time to develop mentally over a longer period of time would make us a smarter and hopefully wiser race. (a least thats my hope as I'm an optimist).
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