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Old 11-01-2006, 02:20 PM  
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Don't touch my poop.

I have a gastrointestinal virus... it's transmitted by mouth and by poop. So don't touch my poop. Or kiss me.

And if you get this virus, shoot yourself. I've been puking for two days. Actually, mostly just dry heaving. After the first couple pukes, all the water I'd drunk was pretty much gone.

This sucks. Dr. gave me an anti-nausea med... this shit better work. On the plus side, the 10-day script only cost me $1.42.
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:21 PM   #2
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:24 PM   #3
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Just sayin'...
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:24 PM   #4
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:25 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
I have a gastrointestinal virus... it's transmitted by mouth and by poop. So don't touch my poop. Or kiss me.

And if you get this virus, shoot yourself. I've been puking for two days. Actually, mostly just dry heaving. After the first couple pukes, all the water I'd drunk was pretty much gone.

This sucks. Dr. gave me an anti-nausea med... this shit better work. On the plus side, the 10-day script only cost me $1.42.
That's the primary reason I chose not to pursue a career in medicine. I don't think that I'd have many customers if every one of them heard, "Get the **** away from me! You're ****ing contagious, you freak!!"
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:26 PM   #6
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Actually, the doc said as long as I didn't have a fever (which I don't) I am not contagious. But that doesn't give you any reason to touch my poop.
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:28 PM   #7
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Actually, the doc said as long as I didn't have a fever (which I don't) I am not contagious. But that doesn't give you any reason to touch my poop.
Just don't put coconut in it, then you may have a few from round here.
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:29 PM   #8
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Just don't put coconut in it, then you may have a few from round here.
Yeah... I know. I don't like coconut, though, so we should be OK.
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:30 PM   #9
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Actually, the doc said as long as I didn't have a fever (which I don't) I am not contagious. But that doesn't give you any reason to touch my poop.
Where the hell did your 'doctor' get his degree? Grenada?
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:33 PM   #10
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Where the hell did your 'doctor' get his degree? Grenada?
Not sure, but I'm relatively certain he was a dwarf. He was about as big around as my thigh and only about 5'4". Damn midgets with a higher education that me.
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:39 PM   #11
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I have a gastrointestinal virus... it's transmitted by mouth and by poop.
The question is, how did YOU get it? LOL!
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:40 PM   #12
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The question is, how did YOU get it? LOL!
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:40 PM   #13
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I know. I don't REMEMBER touching anyone's poop!

and I thought of that question before I posted this thread
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:50 PM   #14
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I know. I don't REMEMBER touching anyone's poop!

and I thought of that question before I posted this thread

Your Delta Tau Chi name is....Scatman!
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Old 11-01-2006, 02:53 PM   #15
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