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Old 11-17-2006, 09:02 PM  
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Mike Tyson has a new job........... male prostitute!

Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm. She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist. She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."
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Old 11-17-2006, 09:03 PM   #2
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Old 11-17-2006, 09:04 PM   #3
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Old 11-17-2006, 09:06 PM   #4
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Old 11-17-2006, 09:06 PM   #5
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WTF wants to box mike tyson, as his date? Hilarious...wonder if what's her name will go back for more?
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Old 11-17-2006, 09:14 PM   #6
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Don't male prostitutes typically service men rather than women?
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Old 11-17-2006, 09:14 PM   #7
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Old 11-17-2006, 09:23 PM   #8
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Old 11-17-2006, 09:25 PM   #9
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There's an idea for a new Nintendo game......

F*** Mike Tyson.....
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Old 11-17-2006, 10:02 PM   #10
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There's an idea for a new Nintendo game......

F*** Mike Tyson.....


That game was awesome though when I was younger.
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Old 11-17-2006, 10:13 PM   #11
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Old 11-17-2006, 10:21 PM   #12
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Old 11-18-2006, 02:28 AM   #13
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Old 11-18-2006, 07:38 AM   #14
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Old 11-18-2006, 08:48 AM   #15
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