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View Poll Results: Do you look younger or older than your chronological age?
Much younger. I'm a babyfaced Dick Clark. 9 16.07%
Moderately younger. I've led a clean and stress-free life. 14 25.00%
A little younger. It's some sort of genetic thing. 13 23.21%
I look my age, more or less. 8 14.29%
A little older. It's some sort of genetic thing. 3 5.36%
Moderately older. Life is hard sometimes. 3 5.36%
Much older. I put the 'hag' in 'haggard'. 2 3.57%
I'm only 43 and feel good about myself, but someone just told me they thought I was over 50 and now I'm depressed. 1 1.79%
I have no chronological age. I'm ethereal. 3 5.36%
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:08 AM  
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Okay, I'm officially depressed.

An employee was doing an administrative task, and just came in and said, "You're over 50, right?"

Me: "Huh?"

Employee: "You're over 50?"

Me: "50 what?" (I'm thinking, 'what in the heck is he talking about?')

Employee: "50 years old. You're over 50, aren't you?"

Me (incensed): "You...what? I'm 43. 43. And I'm a young 43."

Employee (backing away): "Oh. Uh...sorry. For some reason, I...sorry."

Me (rising from desk): "50? You thought I was over 50? What is that about? I'm young! I'm vital! I'm 43!"

(Employees runs away.)

I think I'm going to run off and hop a tramp freighter to South America. Either that, or just curl up for a while in the little leg area underneath my desk.
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:10 AM   #2
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Fire the employee in front of everyone. That's the last time anyone will say you are 50. Besides the surge of power you feel during the firing will make you feel 10 years younger.
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:10 AM   #3
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:10 AM   #4
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:11 AM   #5
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:13 AM   #6
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I'll take 'em down a notch for ya in a few weeks.
Word of note: I'm 43, and I'm a young-looking 43. Please let the others know that.
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:13 AM   #7
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I know how you feel...Last week, some girl guessed I was 29...29! I'm already not too happy to be in my late early 20's (I'm 23) but to say I'm 29!?! I mean that's only a year from 30!

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Word of note: I'm 43, and I'm a young-looking 43. Please let the others know that.
Really? I thought you were in your mid-30's.
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:15 AM   #10
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Okay, so my hair's thinning a little. Maybe a lot. And there's some gray in my beard. That's just distinguished. Distinguished!
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:15 AM   #11
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(Pssst... Don't run ALL the old man's employees off, he isn't 30 anymore. Without help he'd never stay caught up.)


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Old 12-12-2006, 09:16 AM   #12
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I was chatting with the young lady at the bank the other day. She suddenly asked how old I was and replied, "Oh wow. You're as old as my Dad."

I almost threw my suckers at her.
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:17 AM   #13
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:18 AM   #14
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:19 AM   #15
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I'm 30 but most people tell me I look like I'm in my early to mid twenties. I get regular exercise and don't drink often or smoke at all. Combine that with the fact everyone on my mother's side of the family looks really young for their age...

I do however have some grey hair at my temples.
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