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Old 01-01-2007, 01:04 AM  
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Whitlock: Crazy Things Happen

Whoever guessed "I told you we should've signed Ty Law" gets a cookie.

CRAZY THINGS HAPPEN

JASON WHITLOCK COMMENTARY
Posted on Mon, Jan. 01, 2007

I never doubted. When Carl Peterson took my advice and signed Ty Law, I told you Law would carry the Chiefs to the playoffs.

It was written, and now itís reality. Lawís crucial third-quarter interception set up Larry Johnsonís 2-yard touchdown run and was the most important play in Kansas Cityís season-saving 35-30 victory Sunday over Jacksonville at Arrowhead Stadium.

Sure, that sounds crazy. But is it really any crazier than what happened on New Yearís Eve?

To make the playoffs, the Chiefs needed to beat the Jaguars and for (darn) near every AFC home team with a winning record to lose.

It all happened. It happened despite three Trent Green turnovers. It happened even though the Steelers and the 49ers needed overtime to knock off the Bengals and the Broncos. It happened because Cincinnatiís Marvin Lewis mismanaged his timeouts and instructed his quarterback to kneel on second down and spike the ball on third at the end of regulation. It happened because Mike Shanahanís rookie quarterback played like a rookie in the biggest game of the year.

Happy New Year!

Lamar Hunt arrived in football heaven just in time to have a little talk with the football gods about the playoff-deprived Chiefs fans.

And you know what? The sixth-seeded Chiefs drew the one AFC playoff team theyíre capable of beating on the road. The Indianapolis Colts donít want to see any parts of LoJomotive #27.

Seriously, guess the quarter LoJo #27 goes over 200 yards Saturday afternoon? You know Herm Edwards is ordering extra coal right now, and heíll instruct Mike Solari and Trent Green to shovel hot coals in LoJo #27 all afternoon.

The over/under on Larry Johnson carries for Indianapolis is 35.

The Colts defense gives up a league-worst 5.3 yards per carry. Thatís more than a yard more than any other AFC playoff team. Thereís no reason to get cute with the game plan on Saturday.

The Chiefs should put all their receivers on the inactive list and line up with seven offensive linemen, Tony Gonzalez, a fullback, Trent Green and LoJomotive #27, the NFL record holder for carries in a season.

Given the opponent and the game plan, Greenís struggles are irrelevant. The Chiefs are not going to engage Peyton Manning in a shootout as they did in Dick Vermeilís lone playoff season. The key to victory will be keeping Manning off the field by running Johnson.

Oh, and when the Indy offense does take the field, Colt-killer Ty Law will be matched up against Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne. This whole thing is working out just the way I predicted.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:10 AM   #2
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:10 AM   #3
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Oh brother-Jwhit taking the credit for signing Law-Keep dreaming doughboy.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:12 AM   #4
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:13 AM   #5
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:14 AM   #6
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:15 AM   #7
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Lamar Hunt arrived in football heaven just in time to have a little talk with the football gods about the playoff-deprived Chiefs fans.
I hate this crap. I think it's stupid and I also think it's demeaning and disrespectful.
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KC has chosen to hitch their playoff hopes on 30+ year old game manager QB with obvious limitations with no real future prospect at signal caller on the roster.

There is no difference from what Dorsey is doing now than what the franchise has done for the last 25 years.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:16 AM   #8
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KC has chosen to hitch their playoff hopes on 30+ year old game manager QB with obvious limitations with no real future prospect at signal caller on the roster.

There is no difference from what Dorsey is doing now than what the franchise has done for the last 25 years.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:27 AM   #9
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I think we should give credit where it is truly due....


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Old 01-01-2007, 01:28 AM   #10
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BTW, that nickname blows.
I prefer Larry the Lawnmower-and after he mows over a bunch of Colts next week-this should stick.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:29 AM   #11
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BTW, that nickname blows.
That's pretty much the only thing that ran through my head while I read the column.

Horrible nickname.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:35 AM   #12
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:53 AM   #14
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This game might be really funny to watch. Herm might honestly run it 60 times if we get ahead by a couple scores. It will be like the St. Louis gameplan.
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I hate this crap. I think it's stupid and I also think it's demeaning and disrespectful.
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