Ask the Planet

**CosmicPal** · 01-09-2007, 10:42 AM

Here’s your opportunity to be the columnist you’ve always wanted to be. This is an actual letter taken from the Ask Amy column. What would you tell Pregnant and Scared?

Dear ChiefsPlanet: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn’t my husband’s baby.
Last Spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started.
After some premarital tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby’s blood type is different from both my husband’s and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black.
I can’t tell my husband; I think that he would leave me. Please advise me.
- Pregnant and Scared.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 01-09-2007, 10:44 AM

Put out some antifreeze.

bkkcoh · 01-09-2007, 10:44 AM

I see a separate forum for this type of stuff....

Fish · 01-09-2007, 10:45 AM

Put a bullet in your brainpan cheating bitch.....

StcChief · 01-09-2007, 10:47 AM

You get the dumb bitch award.

HonestChieffan · 01-09-2007, 10:48 AM

Dear Pregnant and Scared,

Its ok. Keep the baby in a dark room and out of the sun. That way the hubby wont notice. He clearly isnt to awful sharp or he would have never married you.

When will you be needing a massage again anyway?

Signed,

Hootie

Hydrae · 01-09-2007, 10:49 AM

If you don't tell him, he will probably leave anyway. Directly from the delivery room at that.

You have to tell him what happened and pray that his love and your relationship are strong enough to handle it. If not, well maybe the masseur is still available to help you raise your bastard-to-be.

Fairplay · 01-09-2007, 10:50 AM

Garbage can.

**Phobia** · 01-09-2007, 10:51 AM

Dear Pregnant and Retarded,

Brock · 01-09-2007, 10:51 AM

Where's that "owned" pic?

HonestChieffan · 01-09-2007, 10:52 AM

Dear Stupid Tramp/Mom to be,

Cover the baby in glue, put purple fur on him and tell the hubby it was Barney.

Have a nice life.

**CosmicPal** · 01-09-2007, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrae

If you don't tell him, he will probably leave anyway. Directly from the delivery room at that.

Can you imagine the look on his face when the baby arrives? Good lord, if my fiance' delivered a "brown" baby I'd turn to her and say, "Good luck raising that one by yourself, bitch."

boogblaster · 01-09-2007, 10:53 AM

Will it look like a black Huard..Hootie and GoChiefs will adopt it....

HonestChieffan · 01-09-2007, 10:54 AM

They dont come out brown, they turn after a few days. I saw that on the internet someplace.

**Iowanian** · 01-09-2007, 10:55 AM

dear smoke jumper in Sacramento,

Instead of being loyal faithful wife, and in leu of using a condom to protect your whoredom you're about to be in trouble. Not only will he be irate when the kid comes out looking like Bill Cosby instead of Bill Gates, he's going to be Furious to find out that instead of that stupid Vacation Teeshirt, the spot on his clam hammer is Herpes.

You made the poo sandwich, its unfortunate that he has to eat it. Congratulations on bringing a child into the world who will not have a father, or financial support. Enjoy your 2nd job at Burger King.

Sincerely,

01-09-2007, 10:42 AM
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $1086039	Ask the Planet Here’s your opportunity to be the columnist you’ve always wanted to be. This is an actual letter taken from the Ask Amy column. What would you tell Pregnant and Scared? Dear ChiefsPlanet: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isn’t my husband’s baby. Last Spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started. After some premarital tests, my doctor recently told me that the baby’s blood type is different from both my husband’s and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black. I can’t tell my husband; I think that he would leave me. Please advise me. - Pregnant and Scared.
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01-09-2007, 10:48 AM	#6
HonestChieffan Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the Country in MO Casino cash: $1222684	Dear Pregnant and Scared, Its ok. Keep the baby in a dark room and out of the sun. That way the hubby wont notice. He clearly isnt to awful sharp or he would have never married you. When will you be needing a massage again anyway? Signed, Hootie
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01-09-2007, 10:49 AM	#7
Hydrae MVP Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Austin, Tx Casino cash: $62631	If you don't tell him, he will probably leave anyway. Directly from the delivery room at that. You have to tell him what happened and pray that his love and your relationship are strong enough to handle it. If not, well maybe the masseur is still available to help you raise your bastard-to-be.
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01-09-2007, 10:50 AM	#8
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01-09-2007, 10:52 AM	#11
HonestChieffan Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the Country in MO Casino cash: $1222684	Dear Stupid Tramp/Mom to be, Cover the baby in glue, put purple fur on him and tell the hubby it was Barney. Have a nice life.
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01-09-2007, 10:53 AM	#13
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $1098536	Will it look like a black Huard..Hootie and GoChiefs will adopt it.... __________________ Taco Tuesdays
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01-09-2007, 10:54 AM	#14
HonestChieffan Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the Country in MO Casino cash: $1222684	They dont come out brown, they turn after a few days. I saw that on the internet someplace.
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01-09-2007, 10:55 AM	#15
Iowanian Hey Jack! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Jolly Barnyard Casino cash: $418068	dear smoke jumper in Sacramento, Instead of being loyal faithful wife, and in leu of using a condom to protect your whoredom you're about to be in trouble. Not only will he be irate when the kid comes out looking like Bill Cosby instead of Bill Gates, he's going to be Furious to find out that instead of that stupid Vacation Teeshirt, the spot on his clam hammer is Herpes. You made the poo sandwich, its unfortunate that he has to eat it. Congratulations on bringing a child into the world who will not have a father, or financial support. Enjoy your 2nd job at Burger King. Sincerely, __________________ "Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is silver" Last edited by Iowanian; 01-09-2007 at 11:00 AM..
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