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Old 01-09-2007, 10:42 AM  
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Hereís your opportunity to be the columnist youíve always wanted to be. This is an actual letter taken from the Ask Amy column. What would you tell Pregnant and Scared?


Dear ChiefsPlanet: I am a happily married 27-year-old woman about to have my first baby, and I am terrified because it isnít my husbandís baby.
Last Spring, another woman and I took a trip to the Bahamas. At the hotel, I had a massage and was seduced by the masseur. I tried to resist, but I guess I got carried away. I sort of cooperated once things got started.
After some premarital tests, my doctor recently told me that the babyís blood type is different from both my husbandís and mine, which means the baby is not his. When the baby is born, it will be very obvious: My husband and I are white, and the masseur is black.
I canít tell my husband; I think that he would leave me. Please advise me.
- Pregnant and Scared.
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:44 AM   #2
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:44 AM   #3
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I see a separate forum for this type of stuff....

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Old 01-09-2007, 10:45 AM   #4
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:47 AM   #5
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:48 AM   #6
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Dear Pregnant and Scared,

Its ok. Keep the baby in a dark room and out of the sun. That way the hubby wont notice. He clearly isnt to awful sharp or he would have never married you.

When will you be needing a massage again anyway?

Signed,

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Old 01-09-2007, 10:49 AM   #7
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If you don't tell him, he will probably leave anyway. Directly from the delivery room at that.

You have to tell him what happened and pray that his love and your relationship are strong enough to handle it. If not, well maybe the masseur is still available to help you raise your bastard-to-be.
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:50 AM   #8
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:51 AM   #9
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:51 AM   #10
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:52 AM   #11
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Dear Stupid Tramp/Mom to be,

Cover the baby in glue, put purple fur on him and tell the hubby it was Barney.

Have a nice life.
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:53 AM   #12
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If you don't tell him, he will probably leave anyway. Directly from the delivery room at that.
Can you imagine the look on his face when the baby arrives? Good lord, if my fiance' delivered a "brown" baby I'd turn to her and say, "Good luck raising that one by yourself, bitch."
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:53 AM   #13
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Will it look like a black Huard..Hootie and GoChiefs will adopt it....
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:54 AM   #14
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They dont come out brown, they turn after a few days. I saw that on the internet someplace.
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:55 AM   #15
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Instead of being loyal faithful wife, and in leu of using a condom to protect your whoredom you're about to be in trouble. Not only will he be irate when the kid comes out looking like Bill Cosby instead of Bill Gates, he's going to be Furious to find out that instead of that stupid Vacation Teeshirt, the spot on his clam hammer is Herpes.

You made the poo sandwich, its unfortunate that he has to eat it. Congratulations on bringing a child into the world who will not have a father, or financial support. Enjoy your 2nd job at Burger King.

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