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Old 01-17-2007, 12:26 PM  
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I got this in an E-mail yesterday. Funny but gut wrenching at the same time.

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
>A: The Kansas City Chiefs.
>
>Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
>A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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>Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
>A: Put up goal posts.
>
>Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
>A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!
>
>Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
>A: a thief.
>
>Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book
Was
>stolen?
>A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
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>Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
Bill?
>A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>
>Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
>A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
>
>Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
>A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)


Yea Chiefs
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:27 PM   #2
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:29 PM   #3
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:29 PM   #4
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:31 PM   #5
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WHAT THE **** USE THE ****ING SEARCH BUTTON MORON


That's whay I tried to say, but all that came out was incoherent garble.
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:32 PM   #6
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Oh wow! How many more times are we doing to see this?
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:34 PM   #7
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:37 PM   #8
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Yeah....

I was like the fourth repost.... sheesh.
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:38 PM   #9
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Old 01-17-2007, 12:44 PM   #10
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Sorry guys.....please delete. First time I'd seen it.
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:03 PM   #11
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:10 PM   #12
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Your pic is funnier than this thread.
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:12 PM   #13
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Yeah....

I was like the fourth repost.... sheesh.
I'm counting 6th repost
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Old 01-17-2007, 01:17 PM   #14
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