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Old 01-23-2007, 08:34 AM  
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Notables noticed and other random ramblings

In an effort to reduce the number of total posts I plan on committing a larger portion of my time writing about things here.

Feel free to add if you'd like, but instead of starting a new thread for every lame idea I get, I will simply address the topic in this one.

This should help, by reducing stress and the need to post whore just to get my misguided "feelings" down on paper. My prison psychologist suggested a daily journal, but this is even better because it has some interaction capabilities therefore increasing my social skills and promptly preparing me for life in the outside world again.

I’m not really in prison, nor seeing a psychologist but see what happens to me when I let my mind run wide open without a set forum.



This should be fun……

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Old 01-23-2007, 08:50 AM   #2
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:31 AM   #3
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:31 AM   #4
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:32 AM   #5
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I've got to admit I'm disappointed with the rambling in this thread so far.
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:34 AM   #6
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:35 AM   #7
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Get used to it.

Exactly, look who started this crap.

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Old 01-23-2007, 09:40 AM   #8
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:54 AM   #9
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:55 AM   #10
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Old 01-23-2007, 09:57 AM   #11
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Old 01-23-2007, 10:24 AM   #12
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I know we all hate dumb people, and I am no exception. I often wonder though, what exactly inspires some to be so damn dense. Case in point, I go to the supermarket cashier window, because it was closer than my bank and I needed a money order (brown bag postal order???? I’m not telling).

Anyway, it’s a simple money order request; $20.00. Of course in this day and age who hardly carries cash anymore (the Anti-Christ is on his way any day now). So I pull out my checkbook, I should also state that it’s a small corner market store, a real old timer, and that’s one of the reasons we like it. However it is missing many updated financial technological devices, like a debit card swiper by the cashier window, hence I needed my checkbook.

I start to write a check for $25.00 (the charge was $5.00 for a money order, high price, but I didn’t have to waste time and money going to the bank, so I could hurry up and get back online and fart around with other planteers) and the teller starts screaming at me, “We can’t take a check for a money order, cash only!” No preemptive to the ramble, she cold cocks me with the verbal assault. Now I know at this point you are thinking that I am the dumbass, however I can read and I did read the part of the “official” signage that was taped to her window and read “no checks for money orders”.

I also read the sign, clearly taped right below the first sign that read “check cashing limit of $50.00.

That’s right, I was writing the check for cash, so I could get the money order, but I didn’t want to let ol’ bitchy pants off the hook so quickly. I mean, I know my job pretty well and therefore I am consistently aware of what I need to do and the rules inherent to doing my job successfully. I disagreed with her tactics and approach to the situation, quite frankly.

I decided I would just play along, “what do you mean; I can’t write a check of a money order? I’ve never heard of that.” I tried to say this very seriously, without my normal tone that can be very sarcastic, to say the least. You would have thought that I just spit in her face the reaction was priceless. Think the kid from home alone, only without the hands on the side of his face and add furrowed eyebrows. Yes, mouth agape, she gasps, “are you an idiot, you could write a bad check!”

“Ok, ma’am,” I respond. “I wish to change my request to write this check for cash.” I hand it to her and she takes it with a very puzzled look. “I can’t believe it,” I tell to myself, “she still doesn’t get it.” I could tell, because of that puzzled look. It was both retarded and gay (NTTAWWT) at the same time.

She hands me a twenty and a five. I say “Thank you” and wait for five seconds, while she just stares at me. I counted to five in my head and everything. I knew, I just knew I would see that dull idiotic face light up when she realized what I was doing and I wanted to savor every single second.

By now you, the readers on chiefsplanet, should also be very aware of what I was doing. But for the few who don’t (yes I mean you redrum_69 and Gochiefs) I will finish.

I hand the $20.00 bill to her and ask for a money order. She takes it quietly. Yup, the light bulb went off, damn it, I was almost certain I could walk out before she did. She processes the money order hands it to me and says “that will be five dollars please.” I hand her the five dollars, never taking my eyes off her and yes with a big ass smirk on my face. “Have a nice day!” I say while taking my money order. This time I let my sarcastic tone fly.

I walk out feeling so much better than I did when I walked in.

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Old 01-23-2007, 10:26 AM   #13
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Old 01-23-2007, 11:16 AM   #14
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