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Old 02-14-2007, 02:43 PM  
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Here's the sad situation. I spoke with an old friend of mine from LA earlier today. We were following up because he and his wife had a baby this weekend and I needed his address.

Well, as it happens, the baby is ugly as hell.

This is bad enough but, based on what my friend explained, the darn thing looks nothing like him. He assures me without any doubt or hesitation that the child is his, but the monster possesses none of his recognizable features. So, here's the problem.

His wife had plastic surgery before they met. He knew she had some work done (nose, chin, some eye stuff, etc.), but apparently she was one ugly, deformed cow before he met her. Now, her ugly ass genes have been passed along to this unfortunate young "person".

I'm interested in knowing if he can sue this woman for misrepresentation. If she looked anything like this malformed offspring, he would never have married her, that's certain.

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Old 02-14-2007, 02:47 PM   #2
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Her flowing locks of golden hair
her Ample boosom perked in the air.
She's now with child and fat again
The Child looks like Chubaca's twin.

The doctors clipped her big ears down
sawed off her buck teeth
replaced with crowns.
Her nose is now, half its size
the lazy gone from both her eyes.

The birth of his child
a thing to see.
It looks like it fell
from the ugly tree.

She looks good now
but not fantastic
its no wonder the kids ugly
the mother is plastic.

He should have checked deeper
his delve into this mystery
He's lucky a penis
wasn't part of her history.
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:50 PM   #3
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:51 PM   #4
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I'm not sure FAX. If it was known that she had work done before they married he may not have a chance.

However, if he can establish that she knowingly down played her previous 'deformed cow' looks he might be able to prove 'excessive misrepresentation' which by luck is only illegal in CA.

What an unfortunate situation and one that I have never even thought of or considered until now.
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:55 PM   #5
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Her flowing locks of golden hair
her Ample boosom perked in the air.
She's now with child and fat again
The Child looks like Chubaca's twin.

The doctors clipped her big ears down
sawed off her buck teeth
replaced with crowns.
Her nose is now, half its size
the lazy gone from both her eyes.

The birth of his child
a thing to see.
It looks like it fell
from the ugly tree.

She looks good now
but not fantastic
its no wonder the kids ugly
the mother is plastic.

He should have checked deeper
his delve into this mystery
He's lucky a penis
wasn't part of her history.
nowadays
the saying goes
before you get married
flick your bic to her nose
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Old 02-14-2007, 02:55 PM   #6
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My sentiments as well, Mr. StcChief. Count your blessings, you know.

He's pretty upset, though. I'm sure he'll get over it. And, even ugly little babies need love. But, I was curious about whether or not a person could or should be called to account legally for re-packaging themselves and not disclosing that fact prior to agreeing on having children.

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Old 02-14-2007, 02:59 PM   #7
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:10 PM   #9
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:15 PM   #10
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Here's the sad situation. I spoke with an old friend of mine from LA earlier today. We were following up because he and his wife had a baby this weekend and I needed his address.

Well, as it happens, the baby is ugly as hell.

This is bad enough but, based on what my friend explained, the darn thing looks nothing like him. He assures me without any doubt or hesitation that the child is his, but the monster possesses none of his recognizable features. So, here's the problem.

His wife had plastic surgery before they met. He knew she had some work done (nose, chin, some eye stuff, etc.), but apparently she was one ugly, deformed cow before he met her. Now, her ugly ass genes have been passed along to this unfortunate young "person".

I'm interested in knowing if he can sue this woman for misrepresentation. If she looked anything like this malformed offspring, he would never have married her, that's certain.

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Old 02-14-2007, 03:16 PM   #11
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There was a caller on Mancow the other day that got divorced and afterwards his ex-wife got a sex change. Now she calls him on a regular basis to remind him that he's gay.


Fax did your friend happen to see any baby pictures of his wife or any pictures when she was younger?
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:19 PM   #12
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:20 PM   #13
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He promised to love her,
for better or worse
never saw her without makeup
and now he feels cursed.

It must have been part
of her evil plan
she knew she resembled
if burned in a fire, the Elephant man

nipped and tucked
her face and body
beatiful plastic replaced
her gargoil like body.

No lawsuit required
in this marital case.
its not her fault she looked like
a neck puked a face.

Love it and hug it
from nightime til dawn
If he's lucky this duckling
might turn into a swan.
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:20 PM   #14
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:22 PM   #15
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Fax did your friend happen to see any baby pictures of his wife or any pictures when she was younger?
That's a good question, Mr. dirk digler, but I didn't ask him that. I will, though.

Actually, I didn't know what to say at the time. He was just sort of ranting about this whole situation and I was, frankly, somewhat at a loss for words. I mean, what do you say? "I'm sorry your new baby is butt ugly and your wife is too except she had that fixed but life goes on?"

We're talking about LA here. It's a non-traditional situation in the sense that they weren't high school sweethearts or anything like that. He feels tricked and now he has a circus baby. It's pretty crazy.

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