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Old 02-15-2007, 06:50 PM  
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Blow It Out Your Ass

Often said and as often confusing. What, exactly, does one wish to see blown out of the other person's ass? It's true, of course, that if God really wanted us to blow stuff out our asses other than ... you know ... poo stuff ... he would have given us that ability. Still, they said the same thing about submarines so there's still hope.

Having considered this question, I have decided that, if I could blow something out of my ass, it would be airborne grenades that I could control with my mental energy and direct wherever I want them to go. It would be best if they were magnetic, so they could affix themselves to cars that cut me off in traffic.

Alternatively, invisible, vicious, groin eating gnomes (IVIGEGs) would be good, too. That way, when somebody irritated me (like Mr. Phobia, for example), I could blow IVIGEGs out of my ass that would attack the person mercilessly for hours on end.

Those are my thoughts, anyway, and I was wondering ... if you could blow something out of your ass, what would it be?

Thanks in advance for your responses to this thread. And if you don't want to respond, well ... you know what to do.

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Old 02-15-2007, 06:57 PM   #2
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:03 PM   #3
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:04 PM   #4
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I use the term ''blow it out your ass'' usually while I'm engaged in road rage and some poor unsuspecting motorist pisses me off..I retaliate which makes them honk their horn..which in turn makes me say ''blow it out your ass''.







Disclaimer:I do not condone road rage,sometimes it's unavoidable.
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:05 PM   #5
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There was great commercial about people getting money out of their ass. If I could, I would blow $$ out of my ass. I would have to clean it, but I could still spend it.
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:08 PM   #6
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:11 PM   #7
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There was great commercial about people getting money out of their ass. If I could, I would blow $$ out of my ass. I would have to clean it, but I could still spend it.
That's a good one, Mr. bogie.

I, too, would like to blow money out my ass.

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Old 02-15-2007, 07:17 PM   #8
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:18 PM   #9
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That's a good one, Mr. bogie.

I, too, would like to blow money out my ass.

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If I can?

I'd like to blow money out of my ass as well.

Would that be okay?
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* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:18 PM   #10
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:24 PM   #11
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Do you like hot suace, Mr. Fax? Because you will be receiving some of this for Christmas next year...
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:26 PM   #12
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If I can?

I'd like to blow money out of my ass as well.

Would that be okay?
No problem, Mr. Simply Red.

We'll all be money blown out the ass billionaires while Mr. Phobia is still trying to raise enough cash to bail out the blood sucking vagrant from Arizona.

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Old 02-15-2007, 07:30 PM   #13
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Do you like hot suace, Mr. Fax? Because you will be receiving some of this for Christmas next year...
Thanks, Mr. Bowser.

With a name like "Blow It Out Your Ass", it has to be good.

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Old 02-15-2007, 07:31 PM   #14
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Thanks, Mr. Bowser.

With a name like "Blow It Out Your Ass", it has to be good.

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Good, or good and hot.

I'm betting on the latter.
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:32 PM   #15
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