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Old 02-16-2007, 07:41 AM  
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Ninjas wanted!11!!

I just ran across this on Craigslist. I don't own a Ninja costume so I guess I'm out but this might prove valuable for those of you searching for a ninja club. Ninja linky.

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Ninjas are Gathering
Reply to: ninja@springfieldninja.com
Date: 2007-02-11, 3:20PM CST


I am looking for Ninja in Springfield to join my Springfield Clan.

Become a Springfield Ninja and you will never fail.

Code: To assist each other in business, to help each other in obtaining employment, to assist the widows and orphans of our brothers, to give mutual aid to our brothers in any way that they may need, and assemble for mutual pleasure and entertainment.

When: The first event is in the planning, 30+ plus ninja are needed.

You will need a ninja outfit and be registered with springfieldninja.com

More details will be revealed soon.




* it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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Old 02-16-2007, 07:51 AM   #2
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Is this some sort of sick joke?
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Old 02-16-2007, 07:52 AM   #3
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Is this some sort of sick joke?
What? You don't like Ninjas?
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Old 02-16-2007, 07:57 AM   #4
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Of course I do. Who doesn't?

But they are very secretive. I question opening a sanction in this fashion. Typically they communicate through smoke signals and meet in unknown historical, meaningful venues. I question the authenticity of this.

I wonder what Chuck Norris would do if he this crossed his radar-screen...
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Old 02-16-2007, 08:00 AM   #5
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Of course I do. Who doesn't?

But they are very secretive. I question opening a sanction in this fashion. Typically they communicate through smoke signals and meet in unknown historical, meaningful venues. I question the authenticity of this.

I wonder what Chuck Norris would do if he this crossed his radar-screen...
Historically Ninjas did not have Craigslist. This could be the begining of a new era for Ninja clan development. I'll bet they meet at Bass Pro Shops. That's the most meaningful venue in Springtown.
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Old 02-16-2007, 08:03 AM   #6
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Historically Ninjas did not have Craigslist. This could be the begining of a new era for Ninja clan development. I'll bet they meet at Bass Pro Shops. That's the most meaningful venue in Springtown.

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Old 02-16-2007, 08:20 AM   #7
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If you're serious about becoming a ninja, you need to go here:

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Old 02-16-2007, 08:23 AM   #8
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Thank you!

I've saved it to My Favorites.

I'll plan on studying/practicing hard over the weekend.
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Old 02-16-2007, 09:17 AM   #9
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Ohh wow....

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The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Yeah buddy....
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:54 AM   #10
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:57 AM   #11
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Urban dictionary definition 1 of the Ninja


1.
ninja



I gathered some facts about them:

Ninja don't sweat.

Bullets can't kill a ninja.

Ninja invented skateboarding

Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

Ninja invented the internet.

Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

Lack any personality

Wear headbands

Fight skillfully with any object

Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

Live in your house secretly for days

Can remove their shadow if needed

Hurl shurikens

Go anywhere they want instantly

Catch bullets in their teeth

Kill themselves if they make a noise

Can run 100 miles on their hands

Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

Have cool words like Seppuku

Are masters of disguise

Can hover for hours

Flip out and kill everything

Are completely self-sufficient.

Split planks vertically with their nose

Can hide in incense smoke

Kill people.

Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet"
Some other guy: "True true"
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Old 02-16-2007, 11:18 AM   #12
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