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Old 02-21-2007, 09:18 AM  
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Man mistakes porn DVD as woman's cries for help
He faces charges after entering apartment with sword in tow
By DAVID DOEGE
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Posted: Feb. 20, 2007

Oconomowoc - Instincts took over, James Van Iveren says, when he rushed out his door to the sound of a woman being raped in an apartment above.

"It was a woman screaming," he recalled Tuesday. "She was screaming for help."

Sword in hand, he bounded up the stairs, kicked in the door and confronted a man who turned out to be alone - watching a pornographic movie.

"Now I feel stupid," Van Iveren said.

Worse yet, police seized his sword - a family heirloom - carted him to jail and referred the case to a prosecutor who charged Van Iveren with three criminal counts.

"This really is nothing," Van Iveren insisted, "nothing but a mistake."

Van Iveren's "mistake" unfolded on the morning of Feb. 12 when Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was listening to music in the apartment he shares with his mother behind Red & Bunny's Diner on S. Main St.

Suddenly, according to Van Iveren, the distinct cries of a woman pleading for help could be heard coming from the apartment above him. He tried putting them out of his mind at first, but when they persisted, Van Iveren decided something had to be done.

"I don't have a telephone," he said. "I couldn't call the police."

The cries seemed to be coming from the apartment of a tenant he barely knew, but that, Van Iveren said, didn't matter.

"It had nothing to do with him," he said. "I didn't even know if he was there. It was the woman. I thought there was a woman."

The woman, according to a criminal complaint, was on a DVD being watched by the neighbor, who later played part of the movie back for police to point out what he figured Van Iveren heard downstairs.

To Van Iveren, the neighbor's film sounded like a rape in progress.

"So I grabbed the cavalry sword and ran upstairs," he said. "I intended to hold it behind my back and knock.

"But I froze and instead, what happened happened."

According to the criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning, damaging the frame and lock in the process.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the 39-inch sword at the neighbor, according to the complaint. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police that Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he'd heard a woman being raped. With the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone, according to the complaint.

Van Iveren said it wasn't nearly that dramatic.

"I walked in the front room and looked around," he said. "When I saw there was no woman, I left.

"I went downstairs and when I looked out the window, I saw the police had come, so I went out to tell them what happened."

Van Iveren insisted that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended," he said. "But that was all."

The neighbor wasn't home when a reporter visited the building Tuesday, and he could not be reached by telephone.

For his effort, Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass while using a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property while using a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon, all criminal misdemeanors that carry a maximum total penalty of 33 months in jail.

"All of them are going to be dismissed," he predicted. "They have to.

"This was all just a big mistake."

The prosecutor who issued the charges could not be reached for comment Tuesday. Van Iveren, who was released on a signature bond when he was charged last week, is due to appear in court March 5.
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:22 AM   #2
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:23 AM   #3
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:24 AM   #4
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:32 AM   #5
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Van Iveren's "mistake" unfolded on the morning of Feb. 12 when Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was listening to music in the apartment he shares with his mother behind Red & Bunny's Diner on S. Main St.

39 years old and still living with your mother? I think that justifies why he's still watching porn on the couch.
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:33 AM   #6
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lol. Pretty funny. Guy's a loser but I hope they drop the charges.
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:34 AM   #7
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The other guy was watching porn, the 39 year old was trying to cut off his johnston.
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:43 AM   #8
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Van Iveren insisted that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword. "I had the sword extended," he said. "But that was all."
As did his neighbor, most likely.

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Old 02-21-2007, 09:47 AM   #9
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:50 AM   #10
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I can't believe the guy who was watching the porn didn't have a heart attack or something.

I mean, he's probably sitting there watching porn playing a little pocket pool when all of a sudden, some crazy man bursts through his door wielding a 39-inch sword. Yikes!
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:23 AM   #11
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Did they ever say if he saved the woman?

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I can't believe the guy who was watching the porn didn't have a heart attack or something.

I mean, he's probably sitting there watching porn playing a little pocket pool when all of a sudden, some crazy man bursts through his door wielding a 39-inch sword. Yikes!
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Maybe this dork was trying to save the princess???
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