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View Poll Results: Have you had a ball massage of atleast a couple of minutes(not 45 seconds of 4 play)?
yes 3 42.86%
no 3 42.86%
I don't understand 1 14.29%
Gaz says I, the voter have no balls 0 0%
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:24 PM  
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Ladies do you want to please your man?

Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex. When he comes home from a hard day at work. Just gives his balls a 2-5 minute foundling. Just roll them between your fingers. That's all we ask.

A happy man gets his balls massaged.


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Old 04-26-2007, 11:26 PM   #2
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:34 PM   #3
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:37 PM   #4
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May 1st should be national ball massage day
There could be no better way to ring in May day
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:38 PM   #5
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There's no way that doesn't lead to sex of some kind.
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:40 PM   #6
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If 2-5 minutes doesn't do the trick
we'll more than happliy close the deal ourselves
but you need to start the ball rolling -so to speak
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:41 PM   #7
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Give him a ball massage. It doesn't even have to lead to sex.
Step the **** off, quit speaking for most the hungry men, and turn it back to the Home and Garden channel Ferdinand.

Grab it like a microphone, throw it down like Christmas candies going stale, and beg for it like new shoes could fall from the sky every time you tonsil-tickle...
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:42 PM   #8
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There's no way that doesn't lead to sex of some kind.
Calm down there you horndog. A simple ball massage doesn't always lead to sex, unless you really get off on massaging said balls.
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:44 PM   #9
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:46 PM   #10
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:47 PM   #11
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A ball massage is soooooooooooooo relaxing
Just rub it out and be done already.
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:48 PM   #12
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It doesn't even have to lead to sex.

Maybe this is why you have blueballs. When a girl is rubbing your balls, take full advantage of it.
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:49 PM   #13
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Just rub it out and be done already.

would to feel nice to come from a hard day at work and have your breasts massaged? Just have them gently kneeded like rye dough ready for the oven.
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Old 04-26-2007, 11:50 PM   #14
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A ball massage is soooooooooooooo relaxing
If you start your own spa, will ball massaging be on the menu?

I know it may be kind of odd to massage someone's balls, but if it's a girl, it would be ok. And they won't have to see the balls, they just have to massage them. Or could that be optional?
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Maybe this is why you have blueballs. When a girl is rubbing your balls, take full advantage of it.
Exactly. If a chick is rubbing your balls, it's not completely for your pleasure.
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