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Old 05-23-2007, 12:27 PM  
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I'm announcing a basketball game tonight, need phrases & trash talk, etc.

So, Our ad agency is playing basketball against another agency across town tonight. THe game will be held at THEIR agency. Apparently they have a wooden 4/5 scale full court inside their offices.

I will be announcing the game from the booth with someone from their shop.

I don't watch a lot of basketball, but I know enough to get around the game. The whole thing should be fun-spirited and we expect them to lacquer the court with our team. So I'm going to be up there trash-talking like only a CPer on the 10pm thread can do.

So, I'm turning to you folks for tips and ideas. I need a crash course in color commentary.

I'm planning some Dennis Miller-esque quips like

"he's having a tough game. He's throwing more bricks than a Palestinian teenager in the West Bank"

What else you got?
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:28 PM   #2
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:29 PM   #3
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:30 PM   #4
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:31 PM   #5
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:31 PM   #6
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:33 PM   #7
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:35 PM   #8
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:35 PM   #9
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Try to find out what ads the players from the other team have worked on. Incorporate those into comments about the player.

"After that miss the only cheers he's going to get is 'All Temperature Cheer'".

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Old 05-23-2007, 12:36 PM   #10
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:38 PM   #11
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:39 PM   #12
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:39 PM   #13
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:42 PM   #14
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:45 PM   #15
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