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Old 05-26-2007, 02:39 AM  
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I'm pretty ****ed up

Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:42 AM   #2
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:50 AM   #3
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My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.
Are you going to hit it bareback and leave it in?
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:51 AM   #4
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Are you going to hit it bareback and leave it in?
She's 5 months pregnant. I'm hittin' that bareback.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:52 AM   #5
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Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.
Seems to be the nature of the beast tonight.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:56 AM   #6
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She's 5 months pregnant. I'm hittin' that bareback.
Excellent! I only use jim hats on hookers.
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:32 AM   #7
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She's 5 months pregnant. I'm hittin' that bareback.
Be careful or your baby's going to be born with a black eye.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:25 PM   #8
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Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.
Why was he in such a dry spell?? By choice?
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:27 PM   #9
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Why was he in such a dry spell?? By choice?
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:54 PM   #10
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I'm waiting for him to show back up and say his friend ****ed his wife while he was passed out from being so drunk.....
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:56 PM   #11
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Man. I'm pretty drunk. My friend is trying to get some snatch for the first time in 4 YEARS. Ya, you heard me right. No PUSSY in 4 years. Man I'm drunk. My wife is waiting for everyone to leave so that I can lay a little pipe.
Lay a little pipe, that sucks man. I'd be laying some big pipe.
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Old 05-26-2007, 02:57 PM   #12
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I'm waiting for him to show back up and say his friend ****ed his wife while he was passed out from being so drunk.....
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Old 05-26-2007, 03:18 PM   #13
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Yeah, I wouldn't have admitted to laying a 'little' pipe...
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Old 05-26-2007, 05:18 PM   #14
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I started drinking heavily at 11 AM, then took a little power nap which I just woke up from (refreshing!) and am now ready to start binging again in anticipation of Liddell/Jackson.

Ahhh, holidays.


Oh yeah "big pipe" etc. etc.
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Old 05-26-2007, 05:21 PM   #15
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i guess i got into a fight at the bar yesterday. I don't remember someone told me don't worry you just had too much wild turkey. I said I had just enough to have a good time
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