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Old 05-26-2007, 08:47 PM  
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:52 PM   #2
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She hams it up a bit, but she is Grade A comedy.

Probably the funniest chick out there.

I was watching The Aristocrats, and they talk about how that particular joke never works with a crowd. Last third of the film features Lampanelli flattening an audience with the most racist version of the joke on the movie. Absolutely hysterical.
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:54 PM   #3
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She actually had sex with blacks and blacks only for years, not racist but i am sure that will draw some arguments; although I am not trying to argue.
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:59 PM   #4
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She actually had sex with blacks and blacks only for years, not racist but i am sure that will draw some arguments; although I am not trying to argue.
Well, she DID say she can't get skinny enough for white guys......
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:10 PM   #5
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If you get offended easily...leave. She's as rascist as they come.




nice work.. I laughed! rep.
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* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:13 PM   #6
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Nice wk. my friend heh, SR
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:14 PM   #7
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She actually had sex with blacks and blacks only for years, not racist but i am sure that will draw some arguments; although I am not trying to argue.
How many of your posts have been prefaced with 'I'm not racist'? I'd venture to guess it's been a couple dozen times.

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Old 05-26-2007, 09:18 PM   #8
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So what was your point?
That in his opinion she isn't racist, though some might argue.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:20 PM   #9
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So what was your point?
Dude mellow out. PLEASE!
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* The Chiefs have more player-committed murder-suicides than playoff victories in the past two decades.

* During last year's meltdown against the Colts in the post season, it looked like the injuries slider was turned up to 100% and they were carting bodies off the field like they were filming B-roll for "The Strain".

* Brodie Croyle (!) is the only quarterback drafted by the team to start a game for them since the mid-80's...and he barely beat out Damon Huard in the process. Croyle then promptly lost all six of his starts. He couldn't even beat out Tyler Thigpen once he returned from injury.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:21 PM   #10
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That in his opinion she isn't racist, though some might argue.
I don't think anyone would argue it, unless you'd be silly enough to think that having sex with all white women makes you a racist too.

Chagrin's just got a habit of making awkward statements like that, and prefacing them with 'I'm not racist'.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:33 PM   #11
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I don't think anyone would argue it, unless you'd be silly enough to think that having sex with all white women makes you a racist too.

Chagrin's just got a habit of making awkward statements like that, and prefacing them with 'I'm not racist'.
Well you know if you don't word things just right people will throw out the "you're racist" title at you. Probably just trying to cover his bases, and trying not to offend.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:37 PM   #12
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Well you know if you don't word things just right people will throw out the "you're racist" title at you. Probably just trying to cover his bases, and trying not to offend.
Nah, I think in this instance it's more the equivalent of pushing an old lady down a flight of stairs and then going to help her up.

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Old 05-26-2007, 09:41 PM   #13
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You know, chagrin isn't racist, but that was some pretty funny stuff.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:45 PM   #14
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I laughed a couple times, but then realized she's doing racist jokes for the sake of being racist rather than to make some whitty observation or ironic statement. She's only funny because she verbalizes stereotypes that people in an everyday context can't say or they'll be sent to sensitivity training.
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:48 PM   #15
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like i said in the other lampanelli thread... she did this set here at stanfords and we all laughed our asses off. it was a mixed crowd and she bagged on all races, gay and straight, and she used the n* word several times... but she'd say "i can call them n*'s because i suck their c*ck's"
thats how comedy should be
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