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Old 06-18-2007, 01:13 PM  
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Are Farts Good or Bad?
In the greatest tradition of Mr. Rain Man, Mr. Wizard, and Mr. Poopiepants, I proudly present this new, wonderful, and exciting poll for the benefit of Planeteers everywhere.

The proposition is simple. On the one hand, farts are smelly. However, on the other hand, the release of gas is beneficial to the digestion. Still, on yet another hand in the middle of the little bitty mutant that came out of the big mutant's belly just before Arnold made air on Mars, a fart releases methane into the atmosphere which could well be causing global warming and the eventual death of us all.

Thank you in advance for your participation as we nail down this issue once and for all.

EDIT: Oops!!! Meant to make this a poll.

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Old 06-18-2007, 01:14 PM   #2
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Fartowanians are great. Anyone else's flatulance is bad.
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:14 PM   #3
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Fartowanians are great. Anyone else's flatulance is bad.

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Old 06-18-2007, 01:20 PM   #4
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:23 PM   #5
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While everyone's attention is focused on the return of Mr. Iowanian, can a mod please make this into a poll for me?

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Old 06-18-2007, 01:27 PM   #6
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Damn it all to friggin' hell and back at the wet t-shirt contest in the mastectomy ward!

Can I get the assistance of one mod here, please?

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Old 06-18-2007, 01:32 PM   #7
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Oh, well. It looks like this is going to be an essay question.

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Old 06-18-2007, 01:35 PM   #8
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:37 PM   #9
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Farts for the most part are good. A fart can bring a smile to anybodies face from the elderly to children.

But dog farts when you are trying to watch tv is bad. I think my boxer farts on me on purpose.
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:39 PM   #10
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Farts can be very good...unless they are very bad...then they can be very very bad indeed.

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