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Old 06-18-2007, 04:23 PM  
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"The Stuff" Anyone tried it??

I have to take a drug test next week and I've been an everyday smoker for about 8 yrs now. Has anyone had success with this or any other product???
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Old 06-18-2007, 04:25 PM   #2
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Old 06-18-2007, 04:31 PM   #3
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Old 06-18-2007, 04:35 PM   #4
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I have to take a drug test next week and I've been an everyday smoker for about 8 yrs now. Has anyone had success with this or any other product???

WTF, drugtest?????? Are you on the crackpipe?
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Old 06-18-2007, 04:43 PM   #5
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Old 06-18-2007, 04:43 PM   #6
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shave your head. They use hair for weed. Coke is out of your system in 4 days.
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Old 06-18-2007, 04:44 PM   #7
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A doctor friend told me that it takes about a month to get it out of your system. It depends on your fat content. The best way to get rid of anything is to sweat and piss it out. Drink lots of cranberry juice and tea. Workout heavy for the next week. You may get lucky.
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Old 06-18-2007, 04:46 PM   #8
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Old 06-18-2007, 04:55 PM   #9
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I know of a sure-fire way to pass any drug test:





Don't do drugs.
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Old 06-18-2007, 05:00 PM   #10
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shave your head. They use hair for weed.
bull-****ing-shit.

cranberry juice no work. teas no work (just dillute and you'll have to take again)

I tried Terminator Gold and pissed clean, but hadn't been smoking that much. I've had friends use shit like that and piss clean.

Also, if you go to store and buy "Certo" (used to make jello stuff) and mix with 32 oz. Gatorade, drink, piss once, then I think you have a 2 hour window or something. (it's been a while) the gatorade attracts the THC biproducts, and the Certo turns it into a solid, so it comes out #2 instead of #1.

if its for a job and not the gov't, your best bet is to get clean piss from a friend and take it in. wrap a flask in duct tape, put in a heating pad on low (keep wrapped on the way to piss), then put it in your belt. they don't pat you down or nothin.
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Old 06-18-2007, 05:00 PM   #11
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is it a pee or poop test?
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Old 06-18-2007, 05:00 PM   #12
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I know of a sure-fire way to pass any drug test:

Don't do drugs.
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Old 06-18-2007, 05:03 PM   #13
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Have a friend fill up one of those dialysis bags. Tape it to your leg along with a heat pad and run the tube through your pants, super glueing it along your penis. When you have to go put a slight pressure on the bag and piss away. You may have to rip half your penis off to remove the tubing so make sure you really really want this job.
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Old 06-18-2007, 05:07 PM   #14
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Have a friend fill up one of those dialysis bags. Tape it to your leg along with a heat pad and run the tube through your pants, super glueing it along your penis. When you have to go put a slight pressure on the bag and piss away. You may have to rip half your penis off to remove the tubing so make sure you really really want this job.
Super glue? Wouldn't tape suffice?
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Old 06-18-2007, 05:08 PM   #15
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Super glue? Wouldn't tape suffice?
Damn.....wish I'd have thought of that before I.....nevermind.
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