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Old 06-18-2007, 07:58 PM  
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So just this last Saturday a toothless black guy came up to the house wanting to mow my lawn. Considering he was only wanting $25 for my bitch of a yard I said, ok. While he was mowing I was thinking how I shouldn't even answered the door because I don't want him coming around. Well tonight I come home from the gym and my wif said a dirty old man, that she could barely comprehend, woke her up from a nap saying he knew her husband and wanted 35 cents. Like a dumb woman she gave it to him. Now this mofo is probably going to stop by all the time and I need it to quit without pissing him off, because I dont want him to steal my shit either. Do I need to purchase a gun and some fake home security signs? The wif already knows not to answer the door when he stops by and to keep the doors locked at all times. Any suggestions besides antifreeze?
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:00 PM   #2
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:00 PM   #3
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:02 PM   #4
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:02 PM   #5
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:05 PM   #6
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Call his mama and have her come yell at him and smack him on the head. In fact, in his cracked out state he probably won't be able to tell the difference so any large black woman should do.
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:06 PM   #7
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:06 PM   #8
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:07 PM   #9
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:08 PM   #10
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:08 PM   #11
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So just this last Saturday a toothless black guy came up to the house wanting to mow my lawn. Considering he was only wanting $25 for my bitch of a yard I said, ok. While he was mowing I was thinking how I shouldn't even answered the door because I don't want him coming around. Well tonight I come home from the gym and my wif said a dirty old man, that she could barely comprehend, woke her up from a nap saying he knew her husband and wanted 35 cents. Like a dumb woman she gave it to him. Now this mofo is probably going to stop by all the time and I need it to quit without pissing him off, because I dont want him to steal my shit either. Do I need to purchase a gun and some fake home security signs? The wif already knows not to answer the door when he stops by and to keep the doors locked at all times. Any suggestions besides antifreeze?
Whatever you do don't do it again (let him mow.) Chances are he doesn't have insurance and could sue you with any injury occuring on your prop.
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:10 PM   #12
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Old 06-18-2007, 08:10 PM   #13
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