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Flush it. Don't pander to the weird dude talking on a cell phone in a public restroom. 40 85.11%
Don't flush, it's the nice thing to do. 7 14.89%
Wait for Gaz to flush it. 0 0%
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Old 06-19-2007, 05:11 PM  
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To flush, or not to flush

So I was just in the restroom in my building. It's a one urinal, one stall setup. As I start to pee, the guy sitting the stall starts talking on his cell phone. It is apparent by his conversation that he is talking with his daughter. I get done peeing and am faced with an important question: Do I flush, alerting his daughter that he called while duecing, or do I screw over the next guy to use the urinal. Poll forthcoming.
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Old 06-19-2007, 05:12 PM   #2
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Flush. Any idiot who talks on a cell phone while taking a shit in public deserves the embarassment
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Old 06-19-2007, 05:16 PM   #3
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Flush, but only after you take a picture of it with your camera phone.
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Old 06-19-2007, 05:17 PM   #4
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Old 06-19-2007, 06:15 PM   #5
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I'd flush; twice....and then reel off something like, "Shee-EEESH, Duuuu-UUUdddde! WTF crawled up your ass and died, man? That stench eminating from your bowels would peel mutha-friggin' paint. You are one gnarly freak, man."

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Old 06-19-2007, 06:33 PM   #6
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Old 06-19-2007, 06:35 PM   #7
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Old 06-19-2007, 06:44 PM   #8
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Old 06-19-2007, 06:58 PM   #9
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Of course you flush.

And of course, you wash your hands.

And just before you dry off your hands, you flick the residual water off your fingers over the stall wall.

Beat a hasty retreat.
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:02 PM   #10
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I'd flush; twice....and then reel off something like, "Shee-EEESH, Duuuu-UUUdddde! WTF crawled up your ass and died, man? That stench eminating from your bowels would peel mutha-friggin' paint. You are one gnarly freak, man."

Thanks for the comic relief. That was great.
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:03 PM   #11
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:20 PM   #12
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Old 06-19-2007, 10:52 PM   #13
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I'd yell:

"HEY BUDDY! CHECK OUT THE MASSIVE TITS ON THIS STRIPPER! IF YOU WANT, I BET SHE'LL BLOW US BOTH FOR FIFTY BUCKS!"
Nice.

Except if I was with you; she'd skip you, and blow me twice.
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Old 06-19-2007, 11:28 PM   #14
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Old 06-19-2007, 11:31 PM   #15
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