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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I have a date.
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:11 PM   #1756
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A quick hug might be okay. Follow her lead on that. On the first meeting, there's nothing wrong with a nice FIRM hand shake. If you do shake her hand, grasp her whole hand, not just her fingers and put your left hand on top and remember make it a firm hand shake, not a limp noodle. Limp hand shakes show weakness.
I've always heard that for job interviews....then again, I guess a first date is similar.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:11 PM   #1757
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A quick hug might be okay. Follow her lead on that. On the first meeting, there's nothing wrong with a nice FIRM hand shake. If you do shake her hand, grasp her whole hand, not just her fingers and put your left hand on top and remember make it a firm hand shake, not a limp noodle. Limp hand shakes show weakness.


not too firm, Jesus we don't want the girl's hand to fall off
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:12 PM   #1758
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I've always heard that for job interviews....then again, I guess a first date is similar.
The very first impression she gets from him (other than his looks) will be that handshake.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:14 PM   #1759
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On second thought, just stay in your hotel room and jerk off.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:14 PM   #1760
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She just asked me where i live and i said "at home with mom and dad".

Then she said she was feeling ill and to take her home immediately.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:14 PM   #1761
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I think greetings are really hard. Like, some girls like it if you get up to pull out her chair when she first arrives, while others hate it. Let's hope it's a booth...lol.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:15 PM   #1762
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she knows if she's gonna **** you within the first 10 seconds. considering she has seen your picture, and was the one who initiated, and knows you are in town only temporarily, odds are greatly in your favor.

just don't do anything to **** it up. ask questions. when she's telling stories, ask more questions. before you know it, hours will have flown by, she'll be drunk enough for the taking.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:16 PM   #1763
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I say play it real chill to start. No hugs, kisses, breast fondling, or the like. A warm smile and a nice compliment is a great way to start. You need to feel her out from there and determine what is expected, acceptable, and then tolerable.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:16 PM   #1764
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:16 PM   #1765
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she knows if she's gonna **** you within the first 10 seconds. considering she has seen your picture, and was the one who initiated, and knows you are in town only temporarily, odds are greatly in your favor.

just don't do anything to **** it up. ask questions. when she's telling stories, ask more questions. before you know it, hours will have flown by, she'll be drunk enough for the taking.
Girls like to talk about themselves. We're selfish that way. If she's telling stories and drinking, you'll know pretty soon what your odds are.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:17 PM   #1766
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:24 PM   #1767
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I recommend alcohol. Quite a bit, actually. Especially for her, no offense, GoChiefs. This is sound advice for anyone, really, and it would be a direction I would go if in your shoes.
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Old 08-01-2008, 06:27 PM   #1768
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Also remember gochiefs be cocky, girls love confidence and can sense insecurity.
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Also remember gochiefs be cocky, girls love confidence and can sense insecurity.
Are you trying to help get him laid or hit? The cocky virgin?

Cool confidence, GoChiefs. Pretend it ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
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