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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:42 AM   #6121
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Hope it works out for you. Really I do. Congratulations on being close to achieving (most likely due to your total social retardation) what every 14 year old kid is capable of achieving.
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Old 06-20-2009, 01:46 AM   #6122
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Claythan

Hope it works out for you. Really I do. Congratulations on being close to achieving (most likely due to your total social retardation) what every 14 year old kid is capable of achieving.
EVERY 14-year old kid can get laid?

Bullshit.
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:08 AM   #6123
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EVERY 14-year old kid can get laid?

Bullshit.
I'd put my money on any 14 year old over you.
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Old 06-20-2009, 02:22 AM   #6124
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I didnt get laid till I was 15, but man I hit skins with four girls in like a month that year.

Wanna know the trick to getting laid alot?

Have girls "acidentally" touch your package by bumping into their hand or whatever it takes for contact to be made without it being obvious, then adding a joke with a penis enuendo in it soon after. Get her subconscience on it, girls often want the exact same thing as we do and that cant be ignored at any time.

get slapped or laid, one or the other, but you can always say it was a total accident. Works magnificantly after a good buzz is achieved.

Always buy the first drink and tell a short joke right after you hand her her drink, it gets a smile on the face and opens her mind a little about ya.

Always smell like a man should, I suggest old school cool water...if it works for Snoop, it can work for you, well maybe not you! JKOC

Always ask the girl to buy the second drink! If she scoffs at the notion, move on. Unless shes smokin hot, then ask her to buy the first, it will surely catch her off guard and might take her by surprise. It sets yo apart and immediatly makes her curious.

ALWAYS offer a ride home, dont hide true motive, you might be shortchanging yourself!

Dont be afraid to move in for the kill either.

good luck!
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Old 06-20-2009, 05:38 AM   #6125
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50-1 says he claims something come up and he doesn't meet her tonight.
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Old 06-20-2009, 06:00 AM   #6126
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50-1 says he claims something come up and he doesn't meet her tonight.
This should be on Casino Planet when and if gochiefs gets laid.
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:51 AM   #6127
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This should be on Casino Planet when and if gochiefs gets laid.
I can't believe we've been talking about this since Nov, 02. I'm guessing he's gonna have to get married first. That's not awful.
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:56 AM   #6128
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I can't believe we've been talking about this since Nov, 02. I'm guessing he's gonna have to get married first. That's not awful.
He may have trouble even then.
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Old 06-20-2009, 10:56 AM   #6129
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I can't believe we've been talking about this since Nov, 02. I'm guessing he's gonna have to get married first. That's not awful.
Nope. It's happening this year as prophesied by the great Delano.
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:57 AM   #6130
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Old 06-20-2009, 11:58 AM   #6131
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I didnt get laid till I was 15, but man I hit skins with four girls in like a month that year.

Wanna know the trick to getting laid alot?

Have girls "acidentally" touch your package by bumping into their hand or whatever it takes for contact to be made without it being obvious, then adding a joke with a penis enuendo in it soon after. Get her subconscience on it, girls often want the exact same thing as we do and that cant be ignored at any time.

get slapped or laid, one or the other, but you can always say it was a total accident. Works magnificantly after a good buzz is achieved.

Always buy the first drink and tell a short joke right after you hand her her drink, it gets a smile on the face and opens her mind a little about ya.

Always smell like a man should, I suggest old school cool water...if it works for Snoop, it can work for you, well maybe not you! JKOC

Always ask the girl to buy the second drink! If she scoffs at the notion, move on. Unless shes smokin hot, then ask her to buy the first, it will surely catch her off guard and might take her by surprise. It sets yo apart and immediatly makes her curious.

ALWAYS offer a ride home, dont hide true motive, you might be shortchanging yourself!

Dont be afraid to move in for the kill either.

good luck!
And if your going to steal from a well known comedian use the right one. Telling a Jim Norton tranny joke won't get you very far.....lesson learned.
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:42 PM   #6132
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Supposedly, Clayton and Big Titties were to meet at 7 p.m. at Starbucks.

That means he could be getting laid RIGHT NOW.







....or not.
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:46 PM   #6133
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Supposedly, Clayton and Big Titties were to meet at 7 p.m. at Starbucks.

That means he could be getting laid RIGHT NOW.



....or not.
I think he is
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:47 PM   #6134
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Supposedly, Clayton and Big Titties were to meet at 7 p.m. at Starbucks.

That means he could be getting laid RIGHT NOW.







....or not.
It's pretty clear women don't want Claythan. I'm pretty sure men don't either. He may as well kill himself.
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Old 06-20-2009, 07:47 PM   #6135
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