I have a date.

[luv]

I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****

[Delano]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

OMFG. I texted this chick last night and she was like "I'm out." I texted her back and went to sleep.

JUST NOW I get a text "sorry I didn't respond. I was like awwwww and then I got distracted. Remind me never to drink again. lol"

lololololololol...think she's into me?

What did you say before and after she said "I'm out."?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Delano

What did you say before and after she said "I'm out."?

She saw my new pictures and said she liked them.

I said "thanks, I'll send you copies if you get online."

Then she said "I'm out."

Then I said "Oh no! Some guy is gonna steal you! "

[Delano]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

She saw my new pictures and said she liked them.

I said "thanks, I'll send you copies if you get online."

Then she said "I'm out."

Then I said "Oh no! Some guy is gonna steal you! "

*wince*

What angle were you working with that comment?

Also, she probably was distracted by a phallus.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I don't work angles. I just say what comes to mind.

I'm sure she doesn't give a shit. She just told me to call her..we have a cute little e-date set up. I told her to do her hair.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Buzz

I hope you take a shower and brush your teeth this time.

OK. Good to know.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Pound the pud. And pound it again.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Pound the pud. And pound it again.

I would be shocked if this one didn't open her legs within two dates. She sent me a picture of herself in underwear for crying out loud. Tasteful, conservative underwear, but underwear nonetheless. And stilletos.

[Delano]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I would be shocked if this one didn't open her legs within two dates. She sent me a picture of herself in underwear for crying out loud. Tasteful, conservative underwear, but underwear nonetheless. And stilletos.

Do me a favor and cap your 'internet date.'

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Buzz

Nobody remotely believes you, pics please.

I don't give a shit, but I posted the pic in the pics forum. Douche.

Do me a favor and cap your 'internet date.'

I'll take some screenshots. Maybe she'll flash a boob.

[Stewie]

Did she tell you her friend was going to pass you a note in history class? Jesus.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Stewie

Did she tell you her friend was going to pass you a note in history class? Jesus.

Yeah she's sort of flirty like that. It's cute. GFY.

[Ecto-I]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

She saw my new pictures and said she liked them.

I said "thanks, I'll send you copies if you get online."

Then she said "I'm out."

Then I said "Oh no! Some guy is gonna steal you! "

Just a friendly piece of advice: I think your "text game" needs a little work. That last one makes it seem like you're groveling after her. Send something confident and funny. I would've responded to the "I'm out" text with something along the lines of "OK, but remember, the key to scoring hot guys at bars is (insert something funny here)" I'm sure you can think of a myriad of things to insert at the end.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Originally Posted by Ecto-I

Just a friendly piece of advice: I think your "text game" needs a little work.

I don't care to work on it. Game is bullshit.

[MOhillbilly]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Game is bullshit.

thats cause you have none bitch. no balls,no sand,no guts, no grit,no game.
youre a curdog.

face the facts.

[88TG88]

Whats a curdog ?