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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2008, 12:36 AM   #1606
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This is all kinda sad when you think about it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:37 AM   #1607
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This is all kinda sad when you think about it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:41 AM   #1608
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:11 AM   #1609
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:21 AM   #1610
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OMFG - when I got to your post, the pic took up the screen and your reply was below the screen. I'm staring saying 'when did Slayer get a rack?' then I scroll down to your actual reply.

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Old 06-26-2008, 07:26 AM   #1611
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:38 AM   #1612
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When does Chiefs training camp start?
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:48 AM   #1613
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:53 AM   #1614
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LOL so some of you old folks say "Back in my day I was crazier than you" or " Back in my day I picked up chicks just as hot"

Okay sure gramps now go back to watching Matlock
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:54 AM   #1615
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Interesting that these pics are from a photobucket account under the name of Finch83.

Our old douchebag buddy Fightclub1983 posted under an known alternate by the name of Finch83 as well.... which was changed to Felch83....

What a strange coincidence....

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Laptop stealin douche....
Fight Club AND Seven??? The dude DEFINITELY bops his baloney to the Pittmeister.
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:57 AM   #1616
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This has got to be killing gochiefs that this assclown is getting all this attention
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:57 AM   #1617
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:07 AM   #1618
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What Bob said...........
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:08 AM   #1619
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So, without reading this entire topic was there some point where it was explained what “motorcycle” this guy has that’s pulling the trailer park skank’s he couldn’t otherwise get?
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:08 AM   #1620
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This has got to be killing gochiefs that this assclown is getting all this attention
Unless...........no, couldn't be.
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