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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2008, 12:42 PM   #1711
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:43 PM   #1712
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Can we please focus our attention on the douchebag with the cool bike and hot girls?
Oh Eff Mr. FAX and his cadre of hotties.
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:46 PM   #1713
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I'd tap the blonde if I was drunk. That other horse could f**k right off, though. And you're one hell of an ugly f**ker yourself. Ever go to an eye specialist about those goofy things?
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:57 PM   #1714
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:01 PM   #1715
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He is shirtless in that pic because everyone kept laughing at his sweatshirt.

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Old 06-26-2008, 01:01 PM   #1716
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He is shirtless in that pic because everyone kept laughing at his sweatshirt.

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Old 06-26-2008, 01:05 PM   #1717
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:06 PM   #1718
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I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

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Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

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I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

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Ahh, **** it. Who am I shitting?

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I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:26 PM   #1719
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:42 PM   #1720
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:46 PM   #1721
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Attention Mods! Can you do a rush job on another name change?

douchebagsmynameagain is my suggestion.
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:51 PM   #1722
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Nice job, mods.
Well done, indeed.

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douchebagsmynameagain is my suggestion.


Or perhaps Twinkfelchingagain?
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:52 PM   #1723
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:08 PM   #1724
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:10 PM   #1725
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