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Old 06-25-2007, 05:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2008, 02:31 PM   #1726
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:37 PM   #1727
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:45 PM   #1728
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check the ip address noob. I was just stirring the pot on both threads because the responses were too damned funny. the vulture guy can't be serious either but all of you tards are eating right out of his hand. its hilarious!Posted via Mobile Device
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:49 PM   #1729
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check the ip address noob. I was just stirring the pot on both threads because the responses were too damned funny. the vulture guy can't be serious either but all of you tards are eating right out of his hand. its hilarious!Posted via Mobile Device
What does the IP address have to do with anything? Obviously your mobile device is going to be a different IP than your home/work PC.
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:53 PM   #1730
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Na, he's not.
Well they are related or dating. The kid in the picture looks half queer so there is a chance.
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:53 PM   #1731
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:57 PM   #1732
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What does the IP address have to do with anything? Obviously your mobile device is going to be a different IP than your home/work PC.
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:59 PM   #1733
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What does the IP address have to do with anything? Obviously your mobile device is going to be a different IP than your home/work PC.
phone vs pc different ip. also im in lenexa and he's supposedly in atl so the ips would look really different. I've been talking about p&l in several posts, what else could I say....


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Old 06-26-2008, 03:05 PM   #1734
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phone vs pc different ip. also im in lenexa and he's supposedly in atl so the ips would look really different. I've been talking about p&l in several posts, what else could I say....


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Old 06-26-2008, 03:16 PM   #1735
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:18 PM   #1736
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phone vs pc different ip. also im in lenexa and he's supposedly in atl so the ips would look really different. I've been talking about p&l in several posts, what else could I say....


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Old 06-26-2008, 03:36 PM   #1737
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Over 10,000 views. Man, you guys are obsessed haha.

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Glad you approve.

For what it's worth, it's pretty clear at this point that you're mainly just trying to get a reaction from people around here. You might even get along with people if you'd drop the macho act.
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:38 PM   #1738
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Glad you approve.

For what it's worth, it's pretty clear at this point that you're mainly just trying to get a reaction from people around here. You might even get along with people if you'd drop the macho act.
What exactly is the timeframe for one to chose to become part of the community, or become PNG?
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:41 PM   #1740
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I hear chicks dig guys that know alot about ip stuff
not as much as self proclaimed red necks. they get all the pussy..........


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