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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2008, 05:06 PM   #1756
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Well if you had started a thread about speedboats im sure things would be different. Id rather have a pontoon(sp) so I could put my motorcycle inside my boat and drive it around in party cove. PUSSY MAGNET!
OK, that's actually pretty funny.
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:07 PM   #1757
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I am hanging out with the blonde tommorrow Giggity Giggity

And i didnt mean to offend anyone from or in Iowa. I know there are good people there just confused why they would continue to live there....
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:11 PM   #1758
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I figured out who whatsmyname and midnight buzzard reminded me of.....

"Hey Dirkplanet...do you like my bike"
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:17 PM   #1759
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I figured out who whatsmyname and midnight buzzard reminded me of.....

"Hey Dirkplanet...do you like my bike"
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:20 PM   #1760
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:20 PM   #1761
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OK, that's actually pretty funny.
I'd have to agree & i gotta admit that they've both kept us quite entertained the last 2 days.
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:25 PM   #1762
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:28 PM   #1763
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"look guys, here I am rockin' it with chics and my best friend dirk at a party last night...losers" [/midnight cuckold]


The receeding hairline thing is going on too. Uncanny.
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:28 PM   #1764
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:38 PM   #1765
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You're right....all guys who ride bikes are smooooooooth.

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Old 06-26-2008, 05:50 PM   #1766
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I remember when my Dad bought a motorcycle, which is completely out of his character, but he wanted to save money on gas, which is completely in his character. The first time he rode it, he popped the clutch, and drove head on into our neighbors parked truck. The impact caused him to slide forward and he ripped his pants and his nut sack on the hinge of the gas cap on the tank. He literally ripped open his bag. It took 6 stitches to fix him. That was the first and last time he ever rode a motorcycle.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:06 PM   #1767
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I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:17 PM   #1768
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I remember when my Dad bought a motorcycle, which is completely out of his character, but he wanted to save money on gas, which is completely in his character. The first time he rode it, he popped the clutch, and drove head on into our neighbors parked truck. The impact caused him to slide forward and he ripped his pants and his nut sack on the hinge of the gas cap on the tank. He literally ripped open his bag. It took 6 stitches to fix him. That was the first and last time he ever rode a motorcycle.
Well that makes me feel better, the first time I tried to ride a dirtbike I popped the clutch and the thing shot out right from underneath me and into a privacy fence. I'm glad I didn't stay on it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:24 PM   #1769
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I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....
Its that same douche who stole the laptop.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:27 PM   #1770
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Well that makes me feel better, the first time I tried to ride a dirtbike I popped the clutch and the thing shot out right from underneath me and into a privacy fence. I'm glad I didn't stay on it.
You probably saved your sack by letting it go.
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