Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 12

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

CoMoChief · 06-26-2007, 12:59 AM

The more and more I think about this. There is no way I think this guy is this ****in stupid enough to do something like that and post just about every major detail about it. I'm thinking he is just an attention whore and wants to try and stir some shit.

Either way I would still like to kick the shit out of him because shit like this isn't even funny.

HMc · 06-26-2007, 04:56 AM

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convict1983 · 06-26-2007, 05:46 AM

Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.

headsnap · 06-26-2007, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.

DICK!!

**Bwana** · 06-26-2007, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.

*YAWN*

Hog Farmer · 06-26-2007, 06:24 AM

I had my laptop stolen right from my office 4 years ago. If I had caught that fat bastard he would have gotten a serious case of led poisioning. He got caught by the sherriffs dept. and got 10 years. He's now on my list of things to do!

Kerberos · 06-26-2007, 06:29 AM

fightclub will call me a retard and joemomma will call me a bitch but 1st time I turned in a thief I was on Ft.Riley at the ClassSix (liquor store)working for Coca-Cola and while stocking my 2 door cooler I was on the floor kneeling and stocking the bottom of the cooler sweating MY ASS off and when I look up I see this JACKASS looking towards the front of the store and sticking a 1/5 of Brandy down his sweatpants.

I watched him walk around for about 30 seconds and start to leave. I ran to the back room and told the manager and the AAFFES quality control dude that happened to be there that the dude was stealing from them.

They chased him down in the parking lot and got him back in the store. MP's showed up and the dude took the bottle out of his pants.

He was an E-5 and stealing f***ing liquor????

Needless to say he was chaptered out of the military for a $10 bottle of booze.

2nd time I actually did the right thing (and don't think I didn't think HARD about NOT doing the right thing).

I was still working for Coca-Cola and was in the back of the Econo-Foods store in the head taking a massive Sh!t. As I was sitting there I notice a wallet on the floor. So doing what any NORMAL person would do I picked it up and looked inside and there was 5 $100 bills in it and the ID said it was owned by the Miller Beer diriver.

You don't know how LONG I thought about taking that money and leaving the wallet in the bathroom.

BUT since I am retard (according to Fightclub) I took the wallet to the chick that checked in vendors at the back door and within 10 minutes the miller driver drove back up and RAN inside to look for his wallet.

YES I did the right thing and YES I had to talk myself out of taking the money.

It was the Angel on one shoulder and the Demon on the other situation.

ChiefsfaninPA · 06-26-2007, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.

I don't give a shit what team you root for. It could be a Raiders fan and this act would still be dispicable. If you were a real man, you would've walked over to the table and taken the laptop from the guy while he was sitting their. But we all know you were too pussy to do that. Your a coward have fun with life paying you back for a laptop.

1adam1238 · 06-26-2007, 06:37 AM

Its because of dudes like this, I have such great job security. Thank you.

kepp · 06-26-2007, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude left HIS laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???

FYP...you had the wrong word in CAPS. And, no...I wouldn't take it.

**HemiEd** · 06-26-2007, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.

So you commited grand larceny, on a guy that was trying to be polite by taking his cell conversation outside to prevent a distraction, and we are the idiots?

You are clueless.

Frankie · 06-26-2007, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.

Please abdicate.

ChiTown · 06-26-2007, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fightclub1983

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

I'd like to punch you in your left clit..............

**Iowanian** · 06-26-2007, 08:51 AM

An upper cut to the cooterbone is definitely in order for this window licker.

Delano · 06-26-2007, 08:54 AM

Wow, he isn't even smart enough to backtrack out of this stupidity.

06-26-2007, 12:59 AM	#166
CoMoChief The Revolution Has Begun Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $123568	The more and more I think about this. There is no way I think this guy is this **in stupid enough to do something like that and post just about every major detail about it. I'm thinking he is just an attention whore and wants to try and stir some shit. Either way I would still like to kick the shit out of him because shit like this isn't even funny. __________________ 2013 Adopt-A-Chief: Eric Berry #29**
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06-26-2007, 04:56 AM	#167
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06-26-2007, 05:46 AM	#168
convict1983 Starter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $1000	Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.
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06-26-2007, 06:24 AM	#171
Hog Farmer Good Donkey = Dead Donkey Join Date: Nov 2001 Casino cash: $5081985	I had my laptop stolen right from my office 4 years ago. If I had caught that fat bastard he would have gotten a serious case of led poisioning. He got caught by the sherriffs dept. and got 10 years. He's now on my list of things to do!
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06-26-2007, 06:29 AM	#172
Kerberos Purple Pride Baby Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Henderson, NV Casino cash: $1035378	fightclub will call me a retard and joemomma will call me a bitch but 1st time I turned in a thief I was on Ft.Riley at the ClassSix (liquor store)working for Coca-Cola and while stocking my 2 door cooler I was on the floor kneeling and stocking the bottom of the cooler sweating MY ASS off and when I look up I see this JACKASS looking towards the front of the store and sticking a 1/5 of Brandy down his sweatpants. I watched him walk around for about 30 seconds and start to leave. I ran to the back room and told the manager and the AAFFES quality control dude that happened to be there that the dude was stealing from them. They chased him down in the parking lot and got him back in the store. MP's showed up and the dude took the bottle out of his pants. He was an E-5 and stealing f*ing liquor???? Needless to say he was chaptered out of the military for a $10 bottle of booze. 2nd time I actually did the right thing (and don't think I didn't think HARD about NOT doing the right thing). I was still working for Coca-Cola and was in the back of the Econo-Foods store in the head taking a massive Sh!t. As I was sitting there I notice a wallet on the floor. So doing what any NORMAL person would do I picked it up and looked inside and there was 5 $100 bills in it and the ID said it was owned by the Miller Beer diriver. You don't know how LONG I thought about taking that money and leaving the wallet in the bathroom. BUT since I am retard (according to Fightclub) I took the wallet to the chick that checked in vendors at the back door and within 10 minutes the miller driver drove back up and RAN inside to look for his wallet. YES I did the right thing and YES I had to talk myself out of taking the money. It was the Angel on one shoulder and the Demon on the other situation. __________________ ____________________________________________ She aint a hoe if you don't get laid, and it aint a show if I don't get paid-- Everlast** Last edited by Kerberos; 06-26-2007 at 06:43 AM..
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06-26-2007, 06:37 AM	#174
1adam1238 Knob Noster Alum Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Dayton, Nevada Casino cash: $21832	Its because of dudes like this, I have such great job security. Thank you.
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06-26-2007, 08:51 AM	#179
Iowanian Hey Jack! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Jolly Barnyard Casino cash: $417318	An upper cut to the cooterbone is definitely in order for this window licker.
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06-26-2007, 08:54 AM	#180
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