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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-30-2008, 06:05 PM   #2101
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Leave it to him to sniff this guy's dick. 3's and 5's are exactly what those old bar hides are.
I'd rate them a 6 and a 7. The blonde is hot in a slutty, supertramp, skank-of-the-universe sort of way. I bet she's a screamer. Maybe Vulture can fill us in on the details.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:06 PM   #2102
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Wow! A real life douchebag!

You guys get ALL the fun over here. This guy is the genuine article. Every other douchebag I've ever come across is a poseur by comparison. Unbelievable!

What a specimen! Bravo! Bravo!
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:21 PM   #2103
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I'd rate them a 6 and a 7. The blonde is hot in a slutty, supertramp, skank-of-the-universe sort of way. I bet she's a screamer. Maybe Vulture can fill us in on the details.
You need to get out more. Those chicks are nasty.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:22 PM   #2104
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You need to get out more. Those chicks are nasty.
I get out plenty. I see plenty of chicks. The one on the left isn't ugly. She's slightly above average, IMO. The one on the right has a pretty good bod.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:24 PM   #2105
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SkipTowne, if those girls are soooo nasty please post girls that you hook up with...oh thats right you dont haha.

You guys would kill to hook up with those girls esp the blonde one.

Oh the hate continues. I cant believe the old farts in here that are soo envious haha.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:25 PM   #2106
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:26 PM   #2107
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SkipTowne, if those girls are soooo nasty please post girls that you hook up with...oh thats right you dont haha.

You guys would kill to hook up with those girls esp the blonde one.

Oh the hate continues. I cant believe the old farts in here that are soo envious haha.
Believe me, nobody here is jealous of your punk ass. And that blond is a puke. But, so are you.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:27 PM   #2108
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SkipTowne, if those girls are soooo nasty please post girls that you hook up with...oh thats right you dont haha.

You guys would kill to hook up with those girls esp the blonde one.

Oh the hate continues. I cant believe the old farts in here that are soo envious haha.

I can tell you right now, I know Skip Towne, you're no Skp Towne. Skip Towne is a pussy getting mother fugger.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:27 PM   #2109
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SkipTowne, if those girls are soooo nasty please post girls that you hook up with...oh thats right you dont haha.
Skip isn't fat (at least he's never said as much), but he's in his 60s. I bet he'd love to bang some young ass.

So would I, of course. I would like to spend just one night with you, Vulture. I could be your Quasimodo-like wingman. You would bang the 7, I could score the 5. We would own the night.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:28 PM   #2110
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God this thread is epic. I still like Midnight Vulture. He's into banging OK-looking chicks, some with pretty decent bodies. They aren't 10s, but they aren't 3s, or even 5s, IMO.
Your standards are, rightly so, lower than most.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:34 PM   #2111
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Give it up with the "post a pic of your girl".... regardless of the actual hotness of the women we might post pics of, they would all be ugly skanks to you; just like how regardless of who you post pics of, they're ugly skanks to us.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:37 PM   #2112
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Hey Vulture, what do you think of my girl?

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Old 06-30-2008, 06:44 PM   #2113
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:45 PM   #2114
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Hey Vulture, what do you think of my girl?

If I didn't know that was Ms. Underwood, I wouldve guessed shes a cancer patient.
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:48 PM   #2115
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I can tell you right now, I know Skip Towne, you're no Skp Towne. Skip Towne is a pussy getting mother fugger.
Here's Skip in his element.... and by the way Douche, good luck there with Bea Arthur's uglier sister.
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